Catching Fire DVD release
*Inside the Supermarket*
Katniss: CATCHING FIRE!!!
Peeta: WHEEEEE!
Katniss: Oh for goodness sakes, not again...
Gale: WHERE IS IT! I MISS THE FILM SO MUCH!!
Cato: *Points* OVER THERE!
*All stampede over to Catching Fire DVD display*
Marvel: CATO! QUICK GET ME A COPY!
Finnick: NO! GET ME A COPY FIRST!
Cato: *Fights off random people with sword* BACK AWAY YOU PEASANTS. I SHALL GET YOU A COPY, VOLDEMORT.
Marvel: WHOO! I'M LOVED!
Finnick: All the Capitol loves me!
Marvel: SHUT UP *Whacks him over the head*
Cato: CATCH, VOLDEMORT *Throws copy of Catching Fire to him*
Marvel: *Catches it* OH MY GOD IT'S HOT! *Almost drops it*
Finnick: *Snatches it* COME AND GET IT! *Runs off*
Marvel: *Cries* CATO! HE STOLE MY DVD! I'M IN THIS FILM FOR TWO SECONDS! I NEED IT!
Cato: I'LL KILL YOU PRETTY BOY! NOBODY UPSETS MARVELLA BUT ME! *Chases him*
Katniss: *Grabs copy* You got your copy, Peeta?
Peeta: Yes! And it comes with free bread!
Katniss: LETS GO! *Leaps over crowd to check out*
Cato: COME BACK HERE!
Finnick: NEVER — Wait, is that a trident? *Drops DVD*
Cato: *Grabs it and tosses it back to Marvel*
Marvel: *Grabs it* THANKS CATO!
Cato: *Lifts Marvel up and sits him on the checkout scanner* ONE MARVEL AND CATCHING FIRE TO GO
Katniss: *Waves at employee at check out* THANKS BYE *Runs off*
Peeta: KATNISS! DON'T BE SO RUDE! YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING!
Katniss: What?
Peeta: *Hugs employee* Thank you for your time! *Runs off with Katniss causing the shop alarms to go off*
Cato: *Carries Marvel out* WAIT FOR US!
*Sometime later...*
Finnick: A-HA! I HAVE MY TRIDENT! *Runs over to Catching Fire display finding it empty* EVERY TIME A HUNGER GAMES DVD COMES OUT IT'S ALWAYS THE HUNGER GAMES! FOR GOODNESS SAKES! *Throws trident across the store and walks out*
Gale: *Comes around the corner with a trident in his knee* This is just an average day for me of being the third wheel...
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