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Catching Fire DVD release

*Inside the Supermarket* 

Katniss: CATCHING FIRE!!!

Peeta: WHEEEEE! 

Katniss: Oh for goodness sakes, not again... 

Gale: WHERE IS IT! I MISS THE FILM SO MUCH!!

Cato: *Points* OVER THERE! 

*All stampede over to Catching Fire DVD display* 

Marvel: CATO! QUICK GET ME A COPY!

Finnick: NO! GET ME A COPY FIRST! 

Cato: *Fights off random people with sword* BACK AWAY YOU PEASANTS. I SHALL GET YOU A COPY, VOLDEMORT. 

Marvel: WHOO! I'M LOVED! 

Finnick: All the Capitol loves me! 

Marvel: SHUT UP *Whacks him over the head* 

Cato: CATCH, VOLDEMORT *Throws copy of Catching Fire to him* 

Marvel: *Catches it* OH MY GOD IT'S HOT! *Almost drops it* 

Finnick: *Snatches it* COME AND GET IT! *Runs off* 

Marvel: *Cries* CATO! HE STOLE MY DVD! I'M IN THIS FILM FOR TWO SECONDS! I NEED IT! 

Cato: I'LL KILL YOU PRETTY BOY! NOBODY UPSETS MARVELLA BUT ME! *Chases him* 

Katniss: *Grabs copy* You got your copy, Peeta? 

Peeta: Yes! And it comes with free bread! 

Katniss: LETS GO! *Leaps over crowd to check out* 

Cato: COME BACK HERE! 

Finnick: NEVER — Wait, is that a trident? *Drops DVD* 

Cato: *Grabs it and tosses it back to Marvel* 

Marvel: *Grabs it* THANKS CATO! 

Cato: *Lifts Marvel up and sits him on the checkout scanner* ONE MARVEL AND CATCHING FIRE TO GO

Katniss: *Waves at employee at check out* THANKS BYE *Runs off* 

Peeta: KATNISS! DON'T BE SO RUDE! YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING!

Katniss: What? 

Peeta: *Hugs employee* Thank you for your time! *Runs off with Katniss causing the shop alarms to go off* 

Cato: *Carries Marvel out* WAIT FOR US! 

*Sometime later...* 

Finnick: A-HA! I HAVE MY TRIDENT! *Runs over to Catching Fire display finding it empty* EVERY TIME A HUNGER GAMES DVD COMES OUT IT'S ALWAYS THE HUNGER GAMES! FOR GOODNESS SAKES! *Throws trident across the store and walks out* 

Gale: *Comes around the corner with a trident in his knee* This is just an average day for me of being the third wheel...

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