Katniss: I am so freaking hungry, Prim eats everything in my house, ugh... 

Peeta: *Outside of his house feeding the pigs* 

Katniss: Pfft, what a loser

Peeta: *Looks up* CATNUS OH MY GOD IT'S CATNUS *Chucks a loaf of burnt bread at Katniss which hits her on the head* 

Katniss: OI, WATCH IT YOU SOGGY LAMPSHADE 

Peeta: GO AND GET IT CATNUS, YUMMY YUM YUMSIES 

Katniss: Ew, no you creep 

Peeta: Catnus, please 

Katniss: No peasant I don't eat burnt bread 

Peeta: BURNT BREADDD 

Katniss: Oh no not a parody of blurred lines 

Peeta: I know you want it 

Katniss: Make it stop... 

Peeta: YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL 

Katniss: I hate Robin Thicke!

Peeta: *Chases Katniss* CATNUS CAN WE AT LEAST BE FRIENDS 

Katniss: NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU WEIRDO 

Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON 

Katniss: YOU HEARD ME NOW GET AWAY FROM ME AND DON'T EVER IMAGINE US IN THE HUNGER GAMES TOGETHER LIVING OFF SOUP AND BEING CHASED BY CATO

Peeta: OH MY GOD SPOILERS I'VE ONLY JUST FINISHED PART ONE OF THE BOOK! HASHTAG YOUR SPOILERS, CATNUS *Storms off*