How to annoy Aru Akise

5. Record the future-changing noise the phones make and constantly replay it around him

This would probably give me the biggest lol-factor. After all the Yuno crap, that noise would just mean darkness and death. Who else here is part of the anti-Yuno club? P.S i'm sorry if I dissed anyone's waifu here. No one has the authority to do that.

4. Remind him every half-hour that Yukki and Yuno did the frickle-frackle

If anything would annoy him, or even just straight *coughgaycough* up tick him off, this would. Seriously though. How would you like it if the person you loved did it with a crazy girl?

3. Follow him around humming that song from Mission Impossible

This would annoy anyone and the fact he is actually a detective makes it even better. He's just researching something (probably Yuno) then suddenly, "DANANAAAAA! DANANAAAA! DANANAAAAA! NANA!" That would be preeetty irritating.

2. Get MurMur to follow him around asking random questions

Now, just following him around isn't good enough. Ohhh no no no. Not with MurMur, my dear Mortals. No, she's going to ask the randomest stuff and in the name of the Majestic F**king Eagle, Akise better be prepared for a damn hurricane. After a few days worth of this, I'd place good money on the fact he's going to rob Minene's bomb stash.

1. Dye his hair pink

This may seem random until he asks you why you did it. To this, O dear Mortal, you would say, "Because Yukki obviously liked them with pink hair!". Record to see if he actually keeps it.