Pencil: What's this, a random to-do list? Let's see, go to yoyleland, set up base, subscribe to Jacknjlellify, go home, who's to-do list is this?

Pan Flute: My to-do list is gone. Aw well. To Yoyleland I go!

BBQ sauce: wait can we come with you?

Pineapple: Please?

Pan Flute: uh... sure.

BBQ: Great! But please don't let Gelatin see us.

Firey speaker box: Well now that the show is done with, I just need to give you one small favor, pretend you don't know about Gelatin getting eliminated.

Announcer:...sure. Anyway, I guess I'll go home soon.

Firey speaker box: Okay...

Four: Well, here it is. Here's the end of such a great season. But. I have a plan to preserve BFDI.

X: Wonderful.

Four: Now, I shall put it in.

It loads

Needle: Hello everyone. As you know, BFDIA is getting canceled, but we still want to figure a winner out! Before we begin that though, we have seven different people, Me, Coiny, Pin, Tennisball, Bomby, Fries, and Nickel. We somehow lost against Pencil and Book. So one of us will NOT be competing with the two of them though the other 6 of us will. So are you ready? Because the results of the second season of Battle for Dream Island will be shown here! But first, let me show you what happened in the past month.

(Intro)

First of all, I've personally tried to get us Woah bunchers to make up with team no-name.

Golfball: Really? Why would I ever not hate you now?

Coiny: Uhh... I can help you beat Pencil?

Golfball: okay, I almost don't completely hate your idea anymore.

Needle: Also, uhhh... some people are making yellow face drink purple paint, which they got by pulling it off of Bomby.

Yellow face: Help me!

Needle: secondly, Firey and Spongy have made a 'Coiny haters club'

Firey: Coiny sucks!

Spongy: Yeah!

Golfball: This looks like a place for me!

Firey: well you're not invited!

Golfball: w-why?

Firey: Because you're a bossy bot? Duh.

Pencil: Heh!

Firey: You're not invited either.

Pencil: aw well.

Ruby: Don't worry pence-pence, you still have us!

Bubble: Yoy!

Needle: Oh, and Bubble and Ruby have gotten way closer. They're basically best buds now.

Firey speaker box: hey, we don't really have a prize.

Puffball speaker box: How about all of the stuff that were on Woah bunch's 'island'. That would make the name fit after all.

Firey speaker box: Genius! Now let's see who will NOT be competing!

Cake at Stake intro plays.

Firey speaker box: you guys got a total of 135420 likes!

Nickel only got 1280, Bomby got 1432, and Fries got 1586.

Needle: Wow Pin and Coiny! All 3 of us are in the top 4.

Firey speaker box: But not top 3, as Needle Beedle Deedle is now out with 1833.

Needle slapping him: Don't call me... whatever that was.

Coiny: oh no, Tennisball is still in! He may take the prize from us!

Firey speaker box: sadly, no he won't, as he only got 2018 likes.

Pin: Yay! So it's bound to be one of us.

Firey speaker box: and here's a kicker, the two of you were only 17 likes apart.

Gasping sound.

Pin: So how many do we have?

Firey speaker box: you got 2548 likes, and, unfortunately, Coiny got 2565.

Coiny: YOOOOOO Spins the wheel.

The wheel: three idiots who launched themselves in a catapult land on you.

Coiny: wait how is that a pri- Pan flute, bbq sauce, and pineapple all land on Coiny.

BBQ sauce: My guy! Wait, isn't Gelatin here?

Coiny: Oh yeah! Quick, hide!

Pan flute: Well I guess I can take over... sure! Firey speaker box can I do the honers?

Firey speaker box: Fine. gives him a bunch of cards.

Pan flute: now, the dislikes were tough, and none of you really did much that would make people vote for you. Despite that, we got 53124 dislikes!

Tennisball, you got the least with 7218. Coiny got 7321, Fries got 7464, and Nickel got 7586. So they all get some Oreos! Tosses a bunch of them.

Now, Pin got 7734 dislikes, which means it's down to Needle and Bomby! Drumroll please!

BBQ sauce and Pineapple try to do a drumroll.

Pan flute: And Needle got 7865 dislikes while Bomby got 7936. Bye bye! (A/N: I legit couldn't decide at first until I saw an opportunity for a joke.)

Bomby: What? No.

Pan flute: and the rest of you are joining Book and Pencil in the final contest. Wait, what is the final contest?

Firey speaker box: first, we need a prize. Goes to Woah bunch's 'dream island' from ep. 4 and takes the stuff off of it. If you win, you get all this! Now, the final contest will be the previous contests all fused!

Firey: I fell like I've heard this one before...

Bubble: oh! I like this kind of challenge!

Firey speaker box: alright, and if you die, you must go back to the beginning!

They all gasp

Firey speaker box: Go!

Nickel spawns in a room with a robot with a rope and there's a sigh that says 'tug of war' so he lashes on to the rope with his mouth.

(sign that says 'Coiny escapes' starts flashing)

Firey: He was first? Are you kidding me?

Coiny: Let's see... make a soup? Makes a 'mud soup' which is just dirt with water.

More people finish the first one and try to make an actual soup.

Coiny: wow! I'm doing great! Kill all of the bugs? Uh...

People finish their soup while Coiny has no idea what he's doing.

Pin: Gee Coiny, you're struggling, can I help?

Coiny: Sure!

Pin kills them all for him.

Pencil: now I'm in the lead! Make a new dream island! Very well! Shows her working on and her and other people finishing it.

Coiny and Pin catch up.

Pin: oh no! We're behind!

Coiny: I'm just going to make a thin line of water around a bit of land and put stuff on it.

Pin: well I'm actually going to put in effort!

Pencil: Hey! I'm at the top of yoyle mountain! And I have to reach the top of the pole again...

Shows people trying to climb the course.

Fries is the first up.

Firey speaker box: Very nice! Now I'll teleport you back!

Fires: well now what?

Firey speaker box: find a place to sleep!

Friess Just goes into a random house and closes his eyes for one second.

Firey speaker box: good job! Now for the next one!

Book also gets there and walks into the same one.

Firey speaker box: Fries took that one already.

Pin on the course after Tennisball falls off and gets eaten by a fish: Hey, I'm not in last anymore!

Tennisball after Pan flute recovers him: huh? I have to start over? Darn.

Nickel falls as well.

Tennisball: at least I'm not alone anymore?

Fries: Build a new TLC? Huh... Shows him and other people making theirs while Coiny shows up and puts 0 effort into his

Coiny: Yes! I'm once again in the lead! Now completely paint this replica of the Eiffel Tower? What's stopping me from just dipping it into the paint? Done! Now, guess the act this robot is making... uh...

A lot of people get in after putting actual effort with the last 2 and getting it eventually, including Pin.

Pin: Coiny, that's clearly him doing the duck song.

Coiny: How can you...

Tennisball gets dropped in.

Tennisball: I have to guess that? That's obviously Coiny when Firey won.

Coiny: Well shoot.

Book: I guess I'm in the lead now. The sign says 'sell some icecream'. Okay, I guess I'll start working on it.

Coiny is done, gives Firey speaker box some dirt

Coiny: here's my icecream!

Firey speaker box: I'm not buying that! Put in some effort for once!

Firey speaker box: so, who do you all want to win?

Rocky: Barfs on the ground something that looks like Book.

Firey: Yeah, Book! Definitely not Coiny.

Yellow face: Book!

Gelatin: duh, Fries!

They all slap Gelatin

Spongy: That just didn't feel the same. But Yeah I want Book to win too.

Icecube: And so do I!

Golfball: Tennisball obvious- People are going to slap her I mean Book I meant Book.

Ruby: Book!

Bomby: I'm just gonna skip my turn.

Book: here you go!

Fries: here you go!

Coiny: here's your hecking Icecream you picky eater.

Firey: because she wouldn't eat dirt?

Firey speaker box: Now throw a paper mache bug at Pineapple here!

They all do so.

Pineapple: this is boring.

Firey speaker box: now we're near the end. But you must solve the problem on each island to go up!

Book: So just, climb one of these ladders to the first one? Okay.

Fries: okay now let's see, dig for cherry juice? Grabs a shovel, and digs a bit. Then it comes out. That was easy.

Pin: Island 2, eat an island? Wait, these are just brownies.

Pan flute: yeah, because they look like dirt.

Coiny: GIMME!

Needle: make the speaker be quiet? It's just a youtube video, which she pauses. Then she earns a hookshot and uses it to get up.

Nickel: oh, look, a pool of water. Starts swimming.

Book: hey Pencil, I can'ty really swim up that because I'm made of paper...

Pencil: yeah yeah, get on.

Book hops on top of Pencil, who then swims.

Book: Great! Now we...

Fries tries to rip Book, but Pencil stops him, then unfolds him. Then after that Needle kicks Pencil in the face having Book run.

Pan flute: now sing a lullaby for me.

Book: okay... uh... 🎵I wish I was on dream island right now🎵

Pan flute: great! Here's the ladder! Drops it.

Book is about to hop on the ladder, until Coiny pushes her off and climbs it instead.

Book: hey, HEY, DID YOU PLAN THAT? IS THAT WHY YOU MADE NEEDY ATTACK PENC-

Needle slaps her.

BBQ sauce: to win, you just destroy this cardboard cutout of a david.

Coiny beats the heck out of it.

BBQ sauce: you win!

Pan flute: so Coiny wins BFDIA! And gets all of this stuff, and a grand cake! Made out of all of the cakes throughout BFDIA!

Firey: Hey, I actually got through a season and won!

Coiny: Yeah, but you didn't actually win the final challenge, Bubble did! Actually you would've taken last if Bubble didn't go mad.

Firey: well... I'm glad she did!

Coiny while Book is in the background recovering Bubble: Well you did NOT deserve more votes than her!

Firey: But I still got them!

Coiny: and now you got eliminated, which means they clearly changed their minds. How did you lose 13 times in season 1 after all?

Firey: I don't know, but I survived them. You would've gotten voted out soon.

Coiny: But I didn't yet!

Firey: and I only lost in this season because TV wanted it to be simple, YOU blew our island up, Puffball betrayed us, and then I happened to have switched to a soon to lose team, although I kept my teammates safe!

Coiny: other than that, other than the first one, you didn't really help!

Firey: I helped kill all of the bugs though

Coiny: you know what? Whatever. You won a season, and I won a season.

Firey: you won by technicality when really no one could've, and if you put effort in Book would've won, but fine then. in that case, we'll call it a draw.

Coiny: Good. If only the weird speaker box saw this.

Shows the announcer seeing that.

Needle: Anyway... one last thing. We've all made our own homes and decorated them!

Coiny brings the camera away while Needle keeps saying stuff.

Coiny: Hey guys, I am so happy to have won, but there's something else I want to do. And it has to do with a purple rock. Hey you three! You ready to go home?

BBQ sauce: Yeah, sure.

Coiny: Great, cause I'm coming with you.

(Shows them going back to Gelatin's shade house.)

Coiny picks up the yoylelite.

Coiny: yes, now to go hom-

Runs into Gelatin.

Coiny: oh, hey man.

Gelatin: where are they?

Coiny: Who?

Gelatin: those guys with the

Coiny: What guys?

Gelatin: wait, there they are!

BBQ sauce: uh... I'm a tree?

Pan flute has a horrified look looking at something.

Pan flute: anyway, I'm going back to my own place...

Gelatin: okay, bye!

Coiny: that was weird but I got the yoylelite! Hey Tennisball! Look at this!

Tennisball: No way! You got it! He and Golfball start studying it.

Golfball: Great job Coiny. Maybe I misjudged you. Now, what will you use it for?

Coiny: Just watch. Makes it into a stick, shoves it into his laptop's charging hole, and shocks the other end of it with a tazer.

Coiny: It works!

Golfball:... you're using... the rarest material we know of... to charge your laptop?

Coiny: Yeah, so now I don't have to worry if there aren't any outlets!

Golfball: this is stupid. Rocky, what do you think.

Rocky barfs the word 'yes'

Golfball: wait, if you can do that... whispers in his ear.

Rocky barfs the words 'thanks for watching BFDI"

Golfball Presses stop recording.

Four: welp. I guess it's time. X, get my computer.

X narrating: And so he complied all of the episodes together, and used his powers to put the video into a block, forming the BFDI.

Four: This is great! Now I don't even need my TV to rewatch it. Who knows? Maybe I'll use this as a prize for a show. Now that that's done with, let's rewatch all of those video diaries and try to understand what's really going on.

Shows montage of them putting connected postcards up.

Four: You got that?

X holding a notebook: Got it.

Four: Great! Now we'll continue to add onto this every week! For now though, let me mourn the loss of this show. I don't even know if I know anything anymore. Well, I do know one thing, and that's that... looking at Book and Icecube, I'm sure they'll remain friends for a long time.

Goes to a screen saying 'late-mid 2016'

Four: sleeping with the TV on

The TV: say hello to IDFB!

Four waking up: wh-wha?

The guy on the TV: All of the characters from BFDI make a return in this new season!

Four: wh-what?

The guy: You heard that right, the BFDI(A) crew is back!

Four: I-thought I lost them...

The guy: Now some of you might've seen those vids made by freesmart, but nothing will be as big as this!

Four: I need to tell x...

The guy: and it will land on september first, on the day that freesmart will make the 1000th video in their series.

Four, ecstatic: THEY'RE BACK!

Pencil: Book, I just captured Firey, you won't believe what I just discovered!

Book: What?

Pencil: Firey recovered Leafy despite her stealing dream island!

Book: OH! Uh...

Pencil: You're gonna have a bad time for this!

Firey: Please, PLEASE don't tell anyone!

Pencil: Alright, fine, we'll keep it a secret.

On one condition.

Cuts to Firey screaming at the yoyle needy

Rolls credits

After credits

It shows Four and X at night, re-wathcing BFDIA 15

Four: heh. Memories.

It cuts to post bfb-30, with the announcer and Taco watching it.

Taco: hey, BFDIA 6-15 never got released, why don't we release them now?

Announcer: Not a bad idea. Also, I kinda... know of something else that happened...

Bubble: sigh I was so happy then.

Taco: yeah, but you went through a lot since. But, now the show is over. You can relax. So take this time you have to heal your mind. You're the sweetest person I know. You deserve it.

Bubble: ... thank you.

Taco: you might not like being alone, but sometimes, it really helps.

Bubble: o-okay.

Cuts to Gelatin and Lollipop standing in the corner.

Lollipop: man, I hope Bubble gets better. And I also think that those viewers gotta see... all this. This is so cool.

Gelatin: I just want to relax.

Flower: well, you'd like the viewers to see this, right?

Gelatin: Who cares about the viewers!?

Flower: I do!

Gelatin: well I don't!

Flower looks angry at him.