I DONT CARE IF THIS WAS A CRACK REQUEST I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WRITE ABOUT A MEME

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Pantskat sighed irritably and pulled his pants up just a bit more. The girls at the end of the corridor were laughing their stupid fake asses off. They pointed at him and giggled amongst themselves, except for one. She just looked pissed off in general at their lame ass jokes. One of the girls must of said something incredebly horrible which pantskat didn't hear, because before anyone could register the sound, a sharp slap resounded throughout said coridoor.

"I've had enough with you, in my opinion, the troll your making fun of acts more like a human than you do! Maybe he wears those pants because its his personal style, unlike you and your cronies, wearing the exact same clothes, what are you? Mirrors? God!" She exclaimed before stomping towards Pantskat, gripping his grey hand and marching up to the highest level she could. Once away from the gawping crowd, she let go of Pantskat's hand and sighed before shooting a sheepish smile at him. 

"Sorry I didn't speak up for you sooner, Pantskat. I thought they would stop sooner, when they didn't I realised how bitchy there were. It was like breaking my own fourth wall. Sorry for fighting that battle for you but if they continue to trouble you, come tell me and I'll give them a piece of my mind and then some." She said reaching her fist towards him. Pantskat looked perplexed before reaching his hand out and trying to shake the fist. The girl facepalmed and smiled, amused.

"No, you bump my first with yours, see?" She said showing him the appropriate action with her firsts.

"OH. I KNEW THAT..." Pantskat grumbled embarrassed. She just giggled.

"Oh by the way, my name is-" 

"_____, _____ _______" Pantskat interjected, "WE ARE IN A FEW OFF THE SAME CLASSES." 

"Oh gosh sorry I didn't realise! Would you like to sit with me in... Oh what do I have next?" She asked.

"CHEMISTRY." 

"Thanks! Would you like to sit with me in chemistry Pantskat?" _____ smiled.

"Y-YEAH..." 

"Cool! Let's go eat!" She placed a chaste kiss on his cheek and practically skipped back down the stairs to the cafeteria. Pantskat went bright red and stammered curses LOUDLY as she laughed heartily, half way down the stairs...

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was it good? I realised I hadn't updated in like a month and I felt bad so I'm typing this in the car on the way back from holiday so yeah, I hope you enjoyed it, crack or not 0u0

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