As you all know by now, I am a lazy little shit and I won't do the quirky keyboard thingy.

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You were walking to the supermarket. Just as simple as that. But, nothing could ever be normal for you. So, before you knew it, you were up against a wall being 'mugged'. You kicked their balls, turned around, brought your knee up to their stomach. When they were bent over slightly, you brought you elbow down onto their head and left it at that.

You were about to walk out of the alley you had been in when you heard a bag being dropped. Your head snapped upwards and saw Dualscar hands open, shopping bag on the floor and mouth in a big 'O' shape.

You smiled at him and walked off being sure to shake your hips in confidence. He just watched them sway from side to side. He smirked to himself thinking 'mmm dat ass...' Before picking up the shopping. That is when he noticed The Grand High Boob- ahhh, I mean high blood running at him like a freight train and screaming,

"GIVE ME MY MOTHERFUCKING WEEDWACKER BACK!!!"

Then, he ran for his life. He ended up at your house. You had somehow made it back before him and had jumped when he started pummeling your door. You slammed it open and he dived into the house and slams the door shut. You had bought a house with a metal door, for some reason. But because TGHB was sprinting so fast he could not stop and hit the door with full force. This meant he left a massive face mark sticking out towards you, in. The. Fucking. Door. Both Dualscar and yourself sat in silence before you promptly turned to face him and said,

"You're buying me a new door." He simply nodded in reply.

You and Dualscar were sitting on your leather couch, watching TGHB hide behind a bush, waiting for Dualscar to come out. You closed the curtains and told him to go out the back way. So you brought him to the back door and gestured for him to go out. He started to walk out the door before he stopped, went back a little and stopped in front of you.

He gave you a quick kiss.

"Flushed for you babe~" He purred watching you turn red. You (y/n) chopped him. But whispered

"Flushed for you too, you big flirt."

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