Another request here goes.

Fraternal Stitches~~~~

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"FUCK YOU SHIT HEAD!"

"We all know that I can make ovaries explode. You are just jealous that you cant." You were starting to get slightly annoyed by the constant arguing between Dave and Karkat.

"SHUT YOUR ________ LOVING MOUTH!"

"No. You shut YOUR _______ loving mouth." Everyone in the room stopped. The two boys contemplated what they had just said.

"W-WAIT, FUCK, NO..."

"What the fuck did I just say? Did I admit my crush on ________ or did I not?"

"The fuck did you two just say?" The boys looked at her in horror. They could practically see the fire in her eyes. She was ready to mash them both to bloody pulps.

You see, ______ had announced that, like Kankri, she was going to be a celibate.

A few hours later...

The boys were currently hanging by the shirts on the highest branch of one of the biggest trees _______ could find. She had advertised it and all of Karkat's and Dave's fangirls came just to say.

"OH MY GAWD! LIKE, THEY ARE SOOOOO HAWT! I WANT TO BE IN THEIR PANTS, LIKE, NOW!"

Currently, ____________ was pissing herself laughing at the pair as they continued to kick each other. A few hours later she would let them down.

A few hours later...

Dave and Karkat had been let down from the tree and wiped themselves down. They were about to complain when you gave them both a kiss on the cheek.

"Listen, I have chosen, not to be a celibate and have chosen someone to be my boyfriend/matesprit."

If you chose~~~~~~~~~ Dave

"I have chosen... Dave. Karkat, I'm sorry. I really am." You gave Karkat a kiss on the cheek and the two boys shook hands.

If you chose~~~~~~~~~~Karkat

"I have chosen... Karkat. Listen, Dave, you're nice and all but I don't think we would work out." (Me: HA BOOM STRIDER SOMEONE HAS IGNORED YOU RELATIONSHIP WISE!!!XD)

"It's FINE, the best man won in the end."

If you chose~~~~ Fuck 'Em both:

"Sorry I've chosen Gam/Tav/Sol/anyone you fucking like to be my boyfriend/matesprit."

You then left with that troll/human.

Both~~~~
"Listen, you are both so precious to me, so I choose you both. Do you think it would be possible?" The two males looked at eact other, stepped away from you and muttered to each other. They looked back at you and started muttering again. Finally, coming to a conclusion they shook hands, walked back to you and kissed you on your cheeks. You blushed  and spluttered.

El finito