Requested by MuelinVantas. :3 thanks for the request!!!

Pouting slightly at his misfortune, the young Vantas crossed his arms ver the armpit high 'righteous' leggings handed down to him from the Sighnless. Young Porrim Maryam was trying to persuade the mutant to wear the unpolished sweater she had just made for him. It was red and green. Having very little other argument Kankri resorted to reciting the old saying.

"Trigger Warnings may include: #the use of mismatching colours #personal preference #use of an old rhyme. Red and Green should never be seen without a colour inbetween."

"Kanny!" Porrim cried flailing her arms which were covered in sharpie tattoos.

"No thank you Porrim." With that he was forced to leave as Signless had called him over.

"Goodbye Porrim."

"Gyah! Karkat, don't bite your papa!" Signless exclaimed looking between his throbbing thumb and the hissing grub.

"*sigh* Kankri we're going to the Leijion household for tea."

"Ok father."

Time skip to the Leijion household because author-chan is lazy as Hell*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+

Settling into a comfortable position on the floor, Kankri watched as his younger brother was chased around. Young Kargrub was being chased by Nepgrub. Kargrub was unamused and terrified, the poor thing was skreeing in unhidden horror. Kankri was shocked when two arms wrapped themselves around his shoulders. He began muttering the triggers before tooting his red whistle three times.

"Please let go of me Muelin."

"Aww, but Kankitty! I just wanted to ask you what drink you wanted!"

"I'm fine thank you."

"It's OK Kankitty!" She happily skipped away. Both had been unaware of the olive green eyes of the Disciple watching, ANALYSING their every move.

With the Disciple and Signless*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+

"Sign? I have a plan. One of my SHIPPING plans."

"Oh? Do tell."

"Well..." She whispered the plan into his ear.

"That is an extremely blunt plan but it will work."

The Disciple sighed contentedly before skipping off to get some chocolate chip cookies.

The Disciple let out a little giggle of anticipation as she took the cookies from the box. The she-shipper placed them on a medium sized plate. She proceeded from the kitchen and into the living room, the plate of cookies firmly in her grasp. Kankri was sat on the plump green couch, looking slightly uncomfortable but happy enough. Why wouldn't he be? Nobody was distracting him from his eight-year old thoughts, probably about cars and cake... But then Kankri isn't a normal eight-year old... OK mathematical equations and possible triggers for the future.

"Kankri? Muelin? I have chocolate chip cookies here." The Disciple purred in excitement. Muelin had been playing with a dolls house filled with dolls of her favourite ships. Both Muelin and Kankri's bubbles had been burst when their heads snapped to the cookies. They pounced from where they were sitting, Kankri was screeching all the triggers he could think of and Muelin was just outright screeching. They both bounced beneath the cookie plate while the Disciple tried to get to the table that was in front of the couch.

She sat the cookies down and before she could say 'Bon appetite' the children tucked in like ravenous dogs and cats. Time for the rest of the plan...

"Kankri? Could you face Muelin for a second please?" Kankri's small cheeks were stuffed with cookies as he looked at Muelin. Muelin's face mirrored Kankri's. Before either child could question why, or even move, the faces were smashed together, lips colliding in a sweet innocent kiss. Kankri fell back spluttering tiny, adorable apologies while Muelin melted like hot butter. Blushes were evident on their faces.

The Disciple squealed uncontrollably as she collapsed from an OTP attack. Little unintelligible noises fluttered from the tangled mess on the floor. Kankri joined her as he quietly muttered broken triggers. Muelin giggled and kissed the confused Vantas' cheek. Kankri only twitched like mad in response. The Signless walked in fro the kitchen eating a cookie of his own.

"Kankri? Ready to-!" The Signless dropped his cookie.

"What happened to everyone?!" Muelin had joined them Kankri and her mother as she had fainted from happiness. The Signless then realised he was no longer holding his cookie. He froze, his head fell slowly his eyes going to the bottom of their sockets before the pupil dilated and his eyes widened.

"NOOOOO!!!" He yelled in despair. He fell to his knees gripping the cookie.

"COOKIE!!!" He also joined the messes on the floor, twitching like his son.

Karkatgrub came into the living room, climbed over his father and then eyed the cookie. He looked at everytroll on the floor then scanned the cookie once more. He took the cookie in his mouth and dragged it behind him into the kitchen before he slowly devoured it.

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Went a bit off track at the end but that's how I would act to a dropped cookie.