My first fanfics as Smol_Da_Vinci! Yaaaay! 

This is for LollipopMeowGirl

I tried to go for a different style? I don't know how it will work out but I did it in a boyfriend scenario kind of way? Idk...

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He first meets you...

Caliborn was playing an online game and happened to be being thrashed by someone named (online username (feel free to tell me yours!)). The match came to an end with a headshot barely a millisecond before the time was up. Caliborn had lost.

"WHAT THE FAAAAHK I DEMAND A REMATCH!" He screamed into his bright red headset. The other end was silent but he could hear faint chuckling at a distance. The person wasn't wearing their headset but they still had it turned on and nearby. Caliborn seethed in anger, were they laughing at him. A slight crackling distorted the voice on the other end.

"Dude! This is the eighth time! What do you want from me? I need to PEE man!"

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DISGUSTING - OH FUCK IT! TOILET BREAK I NEED TO TAKE A PIIIIIISS!" He was greeted by the sound of the toilet flushing on the other end. The asshole went to the toilet while he started talking! 

"OI, DID YOU JUST FUCKING PEE WHILE I WAS TALKING?!"

"Yeup!"

"FUCK YOU."

"HAHA yep, fuck me, legs are wiiiiiide open!"

"THAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! YUCK! YOU ARE DEDPICABLE."

"DUDE! Calm down, I was kidding!"

"I FUCKING KNEW THAT..."

"Suuuuuure." 

"ALRIGHT YOU MAMMAL PIECE OF SHIT! I-"

"Oh my God whatever let's just get on with the round!"

Feelings!

You had friended the wierd cherub being on the website you had both been playing on in the past week. You found him adorable when you first skyped because of his bloody bright red cheeks! You wanted to pinch them and make them brighter. Also, he was one funny sod. You had nicknames for each other, he was wanker and you were shitface. Your friendship span on the basis of funny insults and gaming. Anyone close to Caliborn would describe his love for games beyond human comprehension. But, that would also be applied for you by people who were close to you. That cute little asshole had stolen your heart. Holy crap! Oh God...

That piece of mammal shit was cuter than a hamster in a jumper! He fucking hated it! Caliborn thought you were the cutest thing ever and he both loved and despised you for it. You weren't supposed to be that beautiful! He meant annoying! Yeah.. Annoying that was what he meant... (//cough//)NOT(//cough//).

Coming out about it...

"HEY SHITFACE DATE ME YOU PEICE OF CRAP."

"Wait, dude, what?"

"... YOU HEARD ME, RETARD."

"Um, suuure I like you too."

"THANK FUCK."

MEETING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME •×^

Shit, there you were. Cute as a button, as beautiful as a rose and all the comparisons Caliborn could think of. He was disgusted by the thoughts but he couldn't help it, you were standing there in all your glory, waiting for him outside of Grainger Games (if you don't have a Grainger Games in your country just change it to a different game shop). Caliborn walked a little faster when you noticed him, putting your phone away and waving to him. His arm stiffly went up and robotically waved at you. He felt like throwing up but didn't want to. He liked you but he found the premise of relationships disgusting and pornographic but a relationship with you didn't feel as bad. 

You fill in the gap so that you can have your perfect date!

By the end of the date you were tired as it was around 4 in the morning. Caliborn explained he needed to leave and walked out of the front door saying bye. When he was about halfway down the drive you ran out after him and gave him a kiss on the cheek. He went completely red as you legged it back inside before slamming and locking the door. The moment you did so you heard Caliborn screaming in horror and delight. He went from one to the other seemingly undecided about what he was feeling.

There was one thing he knew for sure though. 

You were going to be the end of him.

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Is this in character? I'm not very good with Caliborn so yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah...