*John: Libra*
*Paul: Gemini*
*George: Pisces*
*Ringo: Cancer*
*Mike: Capricorn*
*Micky: Pisces*
*Davy: Capricorn*
*Peter: Aquarius*

Mike: This summer has been a real hot one fellas

Paul: Forget the temperature, have you noticed the weather? We've been getting so much rain that it's ruining my hair!

George: *Sarcastically* Oh whatever should we do?

John: You want us to stop the rain Macca?

Paul: Yes!

Peter: Sorry Paul, we don't know how to do it, maybe Micky can since he's so good at science?

Micky: I have just the potion for it!

Ringo: Please don't do it Micky, you may cause an explosion

Davy: *Runs out from backstage holding a tablet* Fellas, I have the results of what our audience wants us to do next for the show

Paul: Not now Davy, Micky is about to get rid of the rain

Micky: It does have a slight side-effect though, we'll all gain some really bad acne

John: * Turns his direction to Davy* So what does the audience want us to do this time?

Davy: They want us to react to zodiac memes?

Mike: What are memes?

Peter: What are zodiacs?

George: Zodiacs are our star signs, here let me pull up a chart

John: It's like we're being sorted into a Hogwarts home, only it's by our birthday's

Peter: There's a sign called Cancer? Wait, Ringo's birthday is in that sign

Ringo: I have cancer!?

Mike: No old buddy, you are a Cancer

Ringo: I'm a disease?!

Paul: No, that's just your star sign

Ringo: *Breathes a sigh of relief* Thank goodness

Mike: Nobody answered my question from earlier, what are memes?

George: They're like picture jokes online

Mike: I see

Micky: Let's find our first zodiac meme, can someone put it on the screen above us so the audience can see it as well?

Mike: I'm noticing a lack of pictures, I'm a little disappointed

Ringo: Things the signs are down for? Why is mine crying and whining and complaining about everything? I don't do that!

John: Actually you do Ringo

Ringo: I do not!

John: You're proving my point, anyway the only one I agree with on mine is apparently getting high, I don't know how to longboard, whatever that is

Paul: They're bigger skateboards John

John: Still not my thing

Mike: Davy, you and I are both Capricorns, so we have the same one

Davy: Why are we also down to get high like Libra?

Mike: No idea, but I kind of agree

Paul: I'm the only Gemini and I don't agree with mine, it's more so for John

John: I agree

George: Micky and I are both a Pisces, we do like talking, but I'm not much of a video game player

Micky: Actually I am both of these, why has this predicted my life!?

Mike: Calm down Micky, it's only a stereotype

Micky: A right one!

Peter: I'm an Aquarius, and I'm not sure how to feel about bonfires

Paul: I'm not enjoying this so far, anyway, next one!

John: Cereal and milk! Yes! I'm hoping the cereal is Cornflakes!

George: Calm down John, we can't go wrong with waffles, can we Micky?

Micky: Nope, I rather enjoy waffles

Peter: I love donuts!

Davy: Lucky, I'd rather have donuts than hash browns

Mike: I don't know Davy, I love hash browns

Ringo: French toast is pretty good

George: This one made me very hungry, I wish the audience chose this one last, now we have to wait

John: Don't worry George, the audience didn't find that many memes, there should only be a few more

George: *Groans* I sure hope so

Ringo: Now who's the whiner?

George: Shut up

Mike: Next

Micky: I do no such thing on a Saturday night! I am not the kind of person who hides dead bodies!

George: It seems the creator here is running out of ideas and decided to just put anything

John: Reading 50 shades of what?

Mike: You don't want to know John

John: Shades of light? Of colors? Of what!?

Paul: Forget about it John, apparently I'm the meme lord now

Ringo: So you created this chart Paul? How bored have you been the past few months?

Paul: I didn't create the chart Ringo, but I have been quite bored recently

Ringo: I don't gossip

George: Yeah, that's more Paul

Davy: What is cosplaying?

Mike: I think it's dressing up in costumes

Davy: We do that on Halloween, that's about it

George: Haven't you both dressed up on your show before though?

Mike: Oh my god, we are cosplayers!

Davy: But we don't do it on Saturday nights

Peter: Mine is pretty accurate, I only aggressively blog when I'm upset, John seems to do it more than me

John: Moving on!

Paul: Types of kids? Well this will be an interesting one

Mike: I do like volunteering, Davy you do seem to be more of a teacher's pet

Davy: No, you do Mike

Ringo: I think you both would be, mine is too accurate, The Lion King always does make me cry

John: Ringo, you cry during every movie you watch

Ringo: The audience does not need to know that!

John: Mine is wrong, I do not share my snacks!

George: Paul, how dare you kill the class fish, you aren't that cruel

Micky: I'd be around the fish more than you would George

Paul: I would never do such a thing! This chart is wrong about me, I'm more of a Leo for this one

Peter: He's totally right, that description matches him perfectly, apparently  I'm a Pokémon card dealer, I don't carry cards on me

John: Last chart!

George: How does this know about me? I mean I don't cry in the shower

John: I am too much of a man to cry, not even one tear would slip down my face

Davy: I notice that we're all pretty much in the top 3, besides John and Paul

Ringo: *Start to cry* How dare this chart call me out

George: It's alright Ringo, these charts are bullies, I say enough with this and hope the audience doesn't make us do this again

Paul: George, you still hungry?

George: Extremely

Mike: Then let's get some late breakfast, I have a hankering for has browns now

 John: And some cornflakes!