Ringo: Happy Pie Day!

Paul: Umm Pie Day was yesterday Ringo

Ringo: Then why are we doing an episode today?

John: Because our producer couldn't think of anything until now

Davy: It was a good idea though

Peter: Yes it was, today we're going to be eating pie!

George: Well 4 of us will and we have to guess what kind of pie it is

Mike: Time to divide the teams, whose got our random number generator this time?

Micky: Still me! *Dice falls from his sleeve, along with a candy wrapper, a tissue, and a dead bug*

Paul: Uh Micky, why is there a dead bug in your sleeve?

Micky: *Quickly flicks it off the table* No reason

Davy: Anyways.. I have a better idea, we'll pull names from a hat and see who we have, I'll go first *Grabs a card from the hat* And I have Paul, look at that

Paul: Sweet! I'll make you the best pie ever Davy

Davy: *Sarcastically* Looking forward to it

John: I want to do it, I'm feeling brave *Takes out card, immediately regrets his decision* Ringo..

Ringo: Oh goody!

Paul: Haha! You're stuck with Ringo

John: Shut it McCartney

Mike: Eh, what have I got to lose? *Takes out card* Micky, looks like your my guy

Micky: Yes!

John: How about you Peter? You did say you wanted to take more risks

Peter: You're right!

George: Um Peter, you don't exactly have to choose from the hat, I'm the only one left

Peter: *Grabs card* Yay I have George!

George: *Sighs*

John: Anyway, we will now wait out here while the piemakers go get their pie and add their special ingredients

*Micky, Ringo, George, and Paul head backstage where their pies are sitting with additional ingredients*

Paul: Well these don't look like fun choices, I'll really surprise Davy!

Ringo: I may need to find something else

George: Eh, these will work

Micky: Hmm, not quite what I'm looking for

*1 hour later*

*The 4 return on stage with their pies while the other 4 sit there with scared faces*

John: Mike and Micky, you go first

Mike: Micky, are you sure you knew what you were doing? This pie kind of smells funny

Micky: Yes I'm sure, now try it!

Mike: *Takes a bite, gags a small bit* Did you put pretzel bites in here?!

Micky: Yes I did, I know how much you love pretzels, so I made you a pretzel pie!

Mike: I don't think they work too well in pie, I mean it isn't the worst thing I've tasted, but not the best either, I give it a 4 out of 10

Micky: You're such a critic Mike

Paul: Davy, here is my pie

Davy: I'm scared

Paul: Go on, it won't bite

Davy: *Takes bite, face scrunches* What the heck did you put in here?

Paul: My homemade mashed potatoes!

Davy: Why!?

Paul: The other ingredients seemed kind of dull, so I kicked it up a little

Davy: I can't believe you put regular mashed potatoes in a pie... Without any gravy, it's very dry, if it had gravy in it, I'd give you a better score, but for now, I say 6 out of 10

Paul: Really? I can't believe it actually came out that well, I'm so proud! I should drop out of music business and become a chef!

John: Don't get ahead of yourself there Paul, Peter it's your turn

Peter: I'm so ready

George: Here you go

Peter: *Takes bite, then takes more bites and actually finishes it* Wow that's amazing, I didn't really taste anything weird in it, what did you put?

George: Jelly babies

Peter: Great choice! 10 out of 10!

Paul: What! That's not a crazy thing to put in a pie

George: I didn't want to scare the guy, so I put in something nice, instead of what you hooligans' put in yours

John: Finally my turn, give me that pie Ringo, if the last one was tame, I'll bet this one will be good

Ringo: *Smirks* Whatever you say John

John: *Takes bite, immediately spits it out* Ewwwwww what did you put in here!?!?

Ringo: *Bursts in laughter* Cat food!

John: What is wrong with you!?

Ringo: That's my payback to you for posting that embarrassing picture of me on the internet yesterday

John: That was cold man

Micky: No, I think he got you good

George: Cat food is worse than Jelly babies and pretty much everything else that was presented, yeah I'd say it works

John: I'll get you Ringo! John doesn't play to get even, John plays to win!

Mike: Why are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person?

John: Because John can! *Feels his stomach start to make sounds* Oh no *Runs right off the stage*

Paul: Yeah I don't think he'll get you anytime soon Ringo

Davy: Hey Paul can I have this pie?

Paul: Sure!

George: I think we should all go and get some better pie, with actual fruit ingredients in it

Peter: Agreed