Camera turns on with an extreme closeup of Peter

John: Um Peter, I'm pretty sure the camera is on

Peter: Oh sorry

Micky: Well it is Halloween, so we've started off with a pretty good scare

Peter: Not funny Micky

Davy: Anyway, our special guest is right outside, shall we bring him in?

George: Yes indeed, please welcome Mr. Freddie Mercury!

Freddie: Hello there darlings, thank you for letting me be on the show for today!

John: The pleasure is all ours! I'm so happy you're here!

Paul: Contain your excitement John

Mike: He looks like he's going to explode

Ringo: What's in the bag you've got there Freddie?

Freddie: I'm glad you've asked, in here are our Halloween costumes that we'll be wearing!

Paul: Halloween costumes?! You didn't say anything about that!

Freddie: Because it was a surprise Paul, but here they are! This one right here is the one I will be wearing

Mike: It's just your yellow jacket and white pants

Freddie: That's right, I'm going as myself!

John: Awesome idea!

Freddie: For Paul, I have this amazing thing right here

Paul: *Whispers* Please be a princess, please be a princess

George: Awww, it's a black cat, I can totally see that on you Paul!

Paul: I suppose this is good enough, thanks Freddie

Freddie: You're most welcome, for Peter, we have this

Peter: A Harry Potter robe and glasses!! Yay!!!

Mike: We all know how much you love those movies

Freddie: It'll look fabulous on you! For John, you shall wear this

John: A prison suit?

Freddie: Yes darling, you're going to be dressed as Beetlejuice

John: Ooooh, I see, interesting choice

Freddie: For Micky, we have this funny little thing

Micky: A banana!?

Ringo: *Bursts into laughter* It's perfect for you Micky!

Micky: This is just insulting

Freddie: Don't fret darling, it'll look adorable on you! For George, we have this "highly" original outfit

George: *Rolls his eyes* Oh goody, a vampire once again, let me guess does this one not have false teeth?

Paul: You always provide them George

George: Very funny

Freddie: It's the best I could find for you and I think you look fabulous as a vampire, for Davy, we have this

Davy: A pirate huh, interesting

Freddie: That's Captain Jack Sparrow darling

Davy: I see

Freddie: For Ringo, we have this heroic outfit choice

Ringo: Being Batman would be a huge honor! Thank you Freddie!

Freddie: You can never go wrong with the dark knight! And finally for Mike, we have this outfit I was told to get and I bet you'd love it

Mike: *Sees the familiar green dress* Oh heck no

Micky: Yes!!! Princess Gwen is back!!

Mike: Where did you find that thing? I thought I burnt it

Freddie: You only burnt one of them, but Peter, Davy, and Micky showed me where the rest of them were and I picked one out

Mike: Why must you people torture me like this

Davy: Because we're your best chums and we do what we think is best for you

Peter: Exactly, now let's put on our costumes! I can hardly wait!

Freddie: Now comes the fashion show part! With your host, me, Mr. Mercury! As we wait for our modals to come out, I would first like to say that this show is amazing and that I love being here! Ooh here comes one now! Out comes Paul McCartney, wearing his black cat costume, with the nose and whiskers painted on his face, just look at him prance down this stage!

Paul: Meow

Freddie: Now we have Davy Jones, dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow, he looks so dashing as a pirate!

Davy: Am I really getting payed enough to do this?

Freddie: Here comes John Lennon in his Beetlejuice costume, looking as dangerous and cunning as ever!

John: Who else here hates sandworms? I know I do, just don't say my name 3 times!

Freddie: Out comes the fabulous Micky Dolenz, as a ripe banana

Micky: This is humilitaing

Freddie: Next we have the fabulous Ringo Starr as our adorable dark knight!

Ringo: *Tries his best to say in a deep voice* I'm Batman

Freddie: Here comes the famous Peter Tork dressed as our favorite wizard!

Peter: Yay! I'm Harry Potter!

Freddie: Almost there folks, now we have the scariest bloodsucker there is, George Harrison!

George: I'll admit, this does look good on me, vampires do have a nice sense of fashion

Freddie: I knew you'd like it! Now last but not least, we have the fabulous and fairest one of them all, Mike Nesmith!

Mike: I hate this so much

John: Say the line Mike!

Mike: No I will not say it

Everyone in the audience: Say it Mike!!!

Mike: *Screams* HAROLD YOU BETTER GET THIS CARRIAGE OUT OF THE MUD

Audience bursts into laughter and applauds

Freddie: Well that concludes today's fashion show, starring The Beatles and The Monkees! Now to finish off the night officially, I brought candy for us all!

Peter and Ringo: Yay!!!!

Paul: Don't eat too much you two

George: Oh leave them be Mum, it's Halloween! They can do as they please

Paul: Fine

John: Thank you so much for being here Freddie! It was a huge honor!

Freddie: I may come back for Christmas if I can, if Brian, Roger, and Deacky let me

Micky: Happy Halloween everybody!!!!