Paul: Hello everyone, we're back! Sorry for the long break, but we just wanted to say tha-

Micky: *Bursts in* Look! A package came for us!

John: That's quite a big box, I'm guessing it's for all of us?

George: I'm hoping it's Halloween candy

Peter: *Opens the box* Oooo, it's a box of clothes

Mike: There's also a note on top, it says "Here is a box of costumes from a specific series that I'm sure you're all familiar with, I've also enclosed a list as to what costume goes to who"

Paul: These costumes are kind of weird looking

Micky: Wait a minute, I just realized where these are from, these are Batman villains!

Ringo: Freddie made me Batman last year, how ironic

John: Read away Mike, which villain am I supposed to be?

Mike: John, you are the Joker

John: The perfect choice for me!

Micky: But I'm the funny one here, that makes no sense

Mike: That may true for some parts Micky, but I quite like this choice for you, the anonymous person here wants you to be Professor Strange

Micky: I see this person here really thought long and hard about who we should be, I'll take it, anything is better than a stupid banana

Paul: I'm actually nervous to who they wanted me to be

John: *Peers over at the note and laughs* Trust me Macca, you might be thankful for this one and not at all surprised

Paul: Oh?

Mike: He's right, you're Catwoman

Paul: Wasn't I a cat last year?

Davy: This time you're a Catwoman, that's kind of cool

Paul: Speak for yourself Davy, your choice is actually hilarious and perfect for you

Davy: Now I'm curious

Mike: You're Penguin, I'm gonna assume they chose that because you're short

Peter: *Snickers* That is perfect for Davy, what am I?

Mike: Peter, you are Scarecrow

Peter: Oh boy

Ringo: Please don't come near me with that Scarecrow costume, he's scary

Peter: Come on Ringo, you know I'd never try to scare you

George: Good thing John isn't Scarecrow, he'd terrify us all, let me guess, is mine some sort of vampire villain?

Mike: Actually George, you're the Riddler

George: I didn't even know that was a type villain

Ringo: I'm so jealous! That's the best villain, who am I? Probably not as good as everyone else is so far

Mike: You're the Mad Hatter Ringo, which I kind of wish I was

John: Hold the phone, The Mad Hatter is a bad guy? I thought he was some harmless bloke who liked to throw tea parties

Micky: Clearly somebody over here has never watched any version of Batman

John: Whatever, now that we know who the rest of us are, who are you supposed to be Mike?

Mike: Bane?

Micky: I feel sorry for you Mike, that's a rough one

Mike: That's why I wanted to be Mad Hatter

Ringo: Care to swap?

Mike: Nah, I'll keep this one to make our anonymous friend happy

*20 minutes go by, all 8 of them emerge back on the stage wearing their costumes*

Paul: I feel ridiculous, but I'm happy though this was the perfect costume to break out my brand new mascara!

John: *Bursts into laughter* I love this look! I should dress like this more often

Mike: It's so hard to talk in this mask thingy, my breathing seems to resemble Darth Vader, I'm guessing they chose this for me because I'm tall

Davy: The suit and monocle kind of make me feel important, I'm actually not complaining with being Penguin

Ringo: This is kind of nice, I don't remember Mad Hatter being this dressy in the show, but I quite like it

George: These question marks are such an eyesore, but I've got a riddle for all of you, what has a head and a tail, but no legs?

Audience: What is it Riddler?

George: A coin

*Audience applauds*

Micky: I'm keeping this lab coat afterwards, I burnt my other one

John: How did that happen?

Micky: Experiment gone wrong

Peter: I can hardly see in this mask

Ringo: I kind of wish we couldn't see that mask, whoever made these costumes made so precise that it's scary

Paul: So now that we're dressed as the villains, what do we do now?

George: Find Batman?

Davy: I don't think we can do that

*Batman appears from backstage and scares them all*

 Batman: Halt villains!

Davy: Ok so I was wrong

John: Woah! He's real!

Batman: You all have the right to remain fabulous in those costumes, I think they all came out well and you all look fab

Ringo: You made these costumes?

Batman: Yes I did, took me most of this year to do it, I had to make this one too

*Batman takes his mask off*

Peter: Freddie!? You're Batman!?

Freddie: That's right darling, I'm back and better than ever, so are all of you in those costumes

George: Well thank you for these, they look gear, I'm warming up to this one, getting something other than a vampire is quite nice for a change

Mike: I'd prefer this mask way more than Princess Gwen, even if it is hard to talk and a little bit hard to breathe too

Freddie: Believe me, it was very hard to decide who should wear what, while for some it was quite easy, It was very obvious for John to be Joker and Micky to be Professor Strange, the rest of you were quite a challenge, but I'm quite proud of myself

Ringo: Funny giving Paul a female character

Paul: I'm not complaining

John: Now that isn't surprising to hear

Freddie: Well smile darlings, it's time for a group picture! Batman theme year, everyone smile and say bats!

Everyone: Bats!

John: By the way Freddie, with the 8 of us against you, we could take you down easily, I'd feel bad for it, but the villains should be victorious for once

Freddie: Then I'll let you triumph, until next time, farewell!

*He then runs backstage*

Micky: Best Halloween ever!

Davy: And also the weirdest

George: Enough of all that, time to have some Halloween candy!

John: Calm down Riddles, we're coming

Ringo: *Laughs* Funny name Jokes

John: That's Joker to you Hatter

Ringo: *Gulps* Right

Peter: Happy Halloween everyone!