America: Dude. I need something to eat. I'm food eater

England: You need to diet. You are getting too fat.

America: what? I'm not fat

England: *sigh* Canada told me

America: ._.

Spongebob narrator: 1 minute later

America: *slams open the door*

Canada: *frightened*

America: Canada. Who told you.

Canada: What?

America: WHO TOLD YOU THAT I'M A FAT PERSON

Canada: I don't know what you're saying >_<

Spongebob narrator: Few moments later

England: ?

America: I stabbed 30 times.

England: WHAT?!

France: *glares*