Germany: ... Italy is taller zhan jou

Romano: YOUR JUST-A SAYING THAT.

Italy: *went beside Romano* Veh~ what are-a the two of-a you talking about?

Romano: I'M TALLER FRATELLO.

Italy: *innocently looks at Romano* what are-a you saying? You always are the-a tall one with us Italiano fratellos.

Germany: *bring out a body size mirror and show it to the both of the Italian brothers*

(surprise, surprise, Italy is taller than Romano)

Romano: ...T-THIS CANT BE *le screams*

Italy: wha...? What kind of black magic is-a this Germany?!

England: *walks by and pose with a wand* It's called optical illusion.