(I'm not saying I hate the shipping PhilippinesXAmerica, but I just dislike it for a 30%, while the other 70% is my theory why should they be together)

America: *singing a love ballad to Philippines*

Philippines: hahahaha, China can beat you to it.

America: what...what do you mean?

Philippines: He flirt himself in my radar and now we're having conflict about one of my islands.

America: WAHT?!

Philippines: Oh my GAWD, WE'RE HAVING A 'LQ'.

America: LQ?! WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

Philippines: Love quarrel---

America: *sobs on the corner* THE FUCKING ASSHOLE,

China: *walks in* Ni hao Philippines! How are you, aru?

America: *glares daggers to China*

(I'm not surprised if there's gonna be a World war 3 between America and China)
(And yes, there are obvious reason why I ship China with Philippines, like 80%)