A dare from @Sishido_Nakashimaru

England: Gentlemen, we are here today, from our respective country to behold a bewildering scene that may or may not traumatized you till the end of time.

America: Is this about a horror movie? I LOVE HORROR MOVIES~

Norway: *shook head* Sorry America, no.

America: *pouts* awww....

Iceland: *sigh in annoyance* what is all this again?

England: We're here to---

Iceland: NO, I don't need your long explanation! I can live with a three words clarification. *scoffs*

England: =_= ... Norway.

Norway: Disgusting, Horrible, Traumatizing.

Iceland: *raised an eyebrow* ok...?

America: *fans self* Well that is extreme dude!

Iceland: *rolled eyes* You people are exaggerating on things.

England: We're not. *sighs*

Norway: Indeed *sighs*

America: what you mean guys? *tilts head*

Iceland: they can't be that serious.

England: Observe. *put his hand on Norway's cheek*

Norway: *put his hand on England's cheek*

Iceland: Wait, What the fuck are you two doing...?

America: WHOA, IF SOMEONE NEED A CHILLPILL I GOT SOME! *took out a sedative shot from his pocket*

Norway: *slowly lean closer towards England*

America: I HAVE MY SHOT! ICELAND, TELL ME IF I HAVE TO PUT THIS SUCKER ON THEIR SKIN! *showing the sedative shot*

Iceland: *Raised hand upand motion for America to stop* You think I don't want this to stop?

England: *kissed Norway on the lips*

America: ...

Iceland: ...

Norway: *pulls himself away and started to gag* This is horrible.

England: *pour down tea on his teacup and drinks his super hot tea* BLOODY CRAP.

Iceland: ...

America: ...

Iceland: *looks at America* I'm happy for them, how about you?

America: *throw away the sedatives and nodded with a grin* Yeah! Totally!

Norway and England: What?!

Iceland: *smiles at the two gagging and embarassed countries* you know, if you guys told us that you were dating, we would instantly understand.

Norway: *shook head furiously* No, Iceland you misunderstood our inten--

America: Yeah! No need to be poetic and all! We could totally understand that the two of you need privacy *smirks at England*

England: *blush* NO THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANTED YOU GUYS TO REA---!

Iceland: *stood up and started to walk towards the exit* I'm telling it to the others, *smiles at Norway* so that we can actually celebrate for your catch *left*

Norway: Iceland! NO!

America: *laughing* Yeah! I'll tell that to France and the others so we can celebrate this Iggy! Babush! *left*

England: AMERICA, NO!

Norway and England: ............... we're fucking ruin,

Romania: *went in the room with 'magical' ingredients in stock* Good evening the two of you! Did I miss something?

Norway: ...none...

England: ...nothing...

Romania: *smiles* Ok then~ I'll start making the potion I'm planning to work~

England: what kind of potion, per say?

Romania: *pursed lips* It's the 'amnestia' potion, you know, that one potion that makes you forget?

Norway: *perks up* I'll help,

England: ME TOO.

Romania: Hey~ I don't know what happen to you two to make you eager to do this potion brewing with me, but the more of us making it, the quicker to finish it~

<<<<And Then>>>>>

((At The Nordics))

Sweden: raised thy mug for Norway's catch! *raised mug*

Iceland, Denmark, and Finland: *raised thy mug* For Norway's catch!

Denmark: *stiffling his laugh* I never thought out of all fishes, you'll catch one with a busy eyebrow! *drinks the beer from his mug*

Norway: ...

Finland: aww~ don't be sore Norway~ *drinks the beer from his mug*

Norway: ...

Iceland: It's pretty obvious they like each other with the way they kiss though! *drink the beer from his mug*

Norway: ...

Sweden: With love, expect everything is good *drink the beer from his mug as he glance at Finland*

Norway: ... *smirks*

Everyone except Norway: *put down mug and started to have a spasm and fainted*

Norway: I hope that potion work..

(((8 hours later)))

England: ...

America: *raised wine glass* for England's new bound relationships!

Allies powers: *raised wine glass* For England!

China: I knew -hic- you Europeans are gay -hic- aru! Your a virus to Asia! *drinks wine and is more drunk* You muthafuckassss aruuuuu

Russia: *chuckles* How funny, da, we were talking about gay marriage back in my country for making it legal but I was like, nah. *smiles and drink vodka*

America: WHOOOOOHOO! I KNEW ENGLAND WAS GAY! GIVE ME FIVE BUCKS! *drinks his diet coke soda in the wine glass*

Canada: *sweatdrop and gave America five bucks* you know, I was one of the 5 countries who first legalize and support gay marriage

America: *blinks* nowadays, your making everything legal,

Canada: *drinks wine from wine glass* I want my people to be happy so...

America: Hey Hey hey! I'm calling you the country where everything is legal now!

Canada: No America don't.

America: HEY EVERYBODY, CANADA'S PLACE MAKES EVERYTHING LEGAL!

Canada: *facepalm*

France: *chuckles to himself and drinks wine*

England: .... *laughs evilly*

Everyone: *start to have spasm and then fainted*

England: now... where to dump their bodies....

(AT THE NORDICS AFTER 3 HOURS)

Sealand: *smiles* Hey everybody~ I'm home! *barge in the living room*

Denmark: *slaps Norway's face while sucking his thumb* pwapa! Give mwe fwood!

Sweden: *holds Finland's hands* I don't know about you, but I felt that we have something special from the afterlife that stays in my heart, do you feel that too?

Finland: ... *took his hands away* I'm sorry, we just met and all, but I wanted to tell you... *looks at Sweden seriously* I'm straight.

Sweden: *nodded* I don't care about that, be my wife!

Finland: *shrieks and ran away from Sweden* NO!

Sweden: *rans after him* Marry me! Be my wife!

Iceland: *running around the house while his underwear is on his head* I NEVER FELT SO FREEEEEEEEEEE~~~ *Is half naked*

Sealand: *screams of horror* WHAT IS THIS?!

Norway: *pats Sealand's head* Congratulations Peter, *looks down at Sealand* Your officially the man in the house.

Sealand: *blinks* I can do everything I want now?

Norway: No, you're a father to these imbeciles.

Sealand: FFFFFFFFFFF----

(AT AMERICAS PLACE AFTER 3 HOURS)

America: ... I swear, we look alike?

Canada: NO! YOU'RE MY DOPPLEGANGER!

France: *points at his 'thing'* OMG WHAT IS THIS?

China: *eyes widened in horror* HOLY SHIT, THERE'S A NAKED MAN IN MY ROOM ARU. *narrowed his eyes* wait, is he naked aru? *slaps himself* HOW COULD I STOP SAYING 'ARU', ARU?!?!

Russia: Dadadadadadadadadada~ *swinging his pipe around the house* I suddenly feel the urge to say 'Be one with mother Russia' 0J0

England: *curse to himself* I should have just poison them...

((((((((((((( HEY~)))))))))))
whoops look like I'm finish with this one~
I did enjoy making this, (although I debate with myself if I were to make this a crackfic or not but.... I'm staying with the moral way)

I hope you enjoy though~