Alfred: *crying*

You: why are you crying Al?

Alfred: *stop crying and looks at you with wide teary eyes* I TRIED LOVING MATT THE WHOLE TIME *cries at your arms* BUT HE REALLY HATES ME

You: Matt? Õ.Õ maybes it's Matthew, his brother...

Alfred: YEAH MATT *CRIES* BUT MATT REALLY HATES MEH *Cries out loud and blew on your t-shirt*

You: ALFRED! UGH... gross... *whispers*

Alfred: ;A; I'm sorry (your name) *sobs* I just really hate Matt right now...

You: Matthew? Why would you hate your own brother?

Alfred: ;A; no, it's not Matthew

You: then who's this Matt then?

Alfred: Matt the subject ;-; math the subject. Dude ;-; I'm living my Old's man wise words

Le memory

Arthur: Alfred,

Alfred: yes pwapa

Arthur: If you hate something, try your best to love it *smiles*

Alfred: what do you mwean pwapa?

Arthur: well son, I just realized I really hate your mother before, but things change and I started loving her *smiles dreamily*

Alfred: --"

Arthur: always remember that you need to love what you really hate ok?

Alfred:  OK PWAPA AND I HATE YOU :D *bites plastic burger*

Arthur: Now, Now, it's not time to bring that conversation up, son

Alfred: but pwapa, you said you nweed to love what you hate, and I'm twring my best to lawb you but I just wreally, wreally, dwislike or mwore like hate you pwapa

Arthur: =_= what did your mother feed you this time....

Le Memory End

You: your father was a nice man...

Alfred: yeah... wait *looks at you* WAS???

You: *gasp* YOU DIDNT HEAR????

Alfred: NOOO

You: YOUR FATHER, MR. KIRKLAND HAD BEEN CRASHED BY A CAR A WHILE AGO

Alfred: WHAT????

You: YEAH!!! YOU HEARD ME, YOUR FATHER, HAD BEEN, CRASHED, BY A CAR, A WHILE AGO

Alfred: OH MA GAWD, I  NEED TO TELL MY MOM *took phone and dial* Hey Mom!

Amelia: Hey Ma man, wassup?

Alfred: DAD!!- wait..  I mean...*chokes* ARTHUR, HAS JUST BEEN CRASHED BY A TOTALLY SLICK CAR A WHILE AGO!!!!

Amelia: WHAT???

Alfred: I KNOW RIGHT???

Amelia: HOLY.... *Cries*

Alfred: mom don't cry!

Amelia: I'm not crying! *sobs* IM SWEATING THROUGH MY EYES!

Alfred: uh....

Amelia: IN HAPPINESS :D IM FINALLY FREE YEAH! NO MORE SCONES FOR BREAKFAST HONEY! YOLO :DDDD

Alfred: 0-0 *hang up*

You: what was that? *ask*

Alfred: *looks at you* 0-0 it's better not to ask dudette