Sweden: Anyone who buys their furnitures in Ikea raise your hands

Denmark: *raise hand*

Norway: *raise hand*

Iceland: *raise hand*

Finland: *did not raise his hand*

Sweden: what.

Sweden: Fin, we talked about this

Finland: I'm so sorry Su-san..

Sweden: ..Ikea is life, ya'know

Finland: *nods* I'm done. So done. I am not your wife. Not your sidekick. I am your-

Sweden: lover. Offcourse. Now those who watch the Lego movie do not raise your hands-