Hong Kong: Check it out, Iceland. I am so beautiful

Iceland: ....ok?

Hong Kong: Ice ice baby~

Iceland: SHUT THE FU-

Hong Kong: The lights are pretty, isn't?

Iceland: yeah..

Hong Kong: Ok.

Iceland: Stop.

Hong Kong: You are not my brother

Iceland: I'm older than you. I was born since 8th century.

Hong Kong: That's the century when Denmark was born.

Iceland: Then I was born on 10th century..I guess.

Hong Kong: good.

Iceland: WHERE IS THE SNOW?!

Hong Kong: WE DON'T HAVE ANY SNOW HERE

Iceland: BUT IT'S COLD

Hong Kong: THE SNOW IS IN THE FRIDGE