S. Korea: WHY AM I CRYING??

Japan: what is wrong with everyone?!

S. Korea: WE'RE OUT OF LOTION

Japan: eh?

S. Korea: I'M SO DONE

S. Korea: MY BROTHER

HE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE

Japan: i don't know what are you talking about, S. Korea..

S. Korea: I'll call a friend.

Japan: Since when did you have a phone?

S. Korea: don't be stupid. Everyone has a phone.

Japan: eehh..

~Call~

S. Korea: heey

Taiwan: what's your deal -_-

S. Korea: as you can see, We are out of lotion

Taiwan: why me?

S. Korea: uhhh because you are my friend?

Taiwan: what? I know Japan is there.

S. Korea: yes he is

Taiwan: My boss won't let me.

S. Korea: force him

Taiwan: I can't.

S. Korea: But why?

Taiwan: Why not China? Like..all products are made in China