What hetalians do:

1. When you and your parents plans to go somewhere

"LET'S GO TO NORWAY"

"WAIT NO. ITALY"

"I HEARD THAT IT'S CHEAP IN ICELAND"

2. When the history subject starts

"Huehue..Omg Poland.."

*tries to hold the laugh*

Friend: Are you ok?

"YES"

3. You always wanted someone talks about history

"And then like. Denmark and Sweden fought many times"

"Did you know that Finland won against Russia?"

"Omfg Prussia is sooo awesome like yeah"

"England and France fought many times too!"

4. When somebody insults your favorite country

Girl: Ugh. Italy is ugly. They even have rivers as their streets ewww.

"Don't you ever talk to Feliciano or Lovino like that!"

Girl: I mean seriously? Denmark lose the nordics duh

"SHUT UP YOU LIL BI-"

5. That moment when you always wanted to have a world map

"Northern europe especially Norway and Sweden shaped like a dick"

"Denmark is going in"

6. When you are stuck in the fandom

"I always wanted to be a hetalian in my entire life"

"Omg the fandom xD"

7. When you name the countries into their human names

"I'm gonna name my pet dog Emil"

"Ludwig is so beautiful, they had this empire called Gilbert"

8. When you decorate christmas

Mom: honey, have you finished decorating?

Me: Yes! Beautiful, isn't?

*posts Finland flag on the wall*

9. When it is the country's birthday

"MOM IT'S RUSSIA'S BIRTHDAY"

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IGGY!!!"

"IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY OMFG"

10. When you use quotes to other people

"You are an ass."

"Smack smack smack"

"Wanker"

"Am i catholic or protestant..God, i don't know"

"You're procastinanting, now shut up and say my name"

11. When a new episode of hetalia has released

"OMG THIS IS SOOO COOL"

"THE SOUNDTRACK OMG"

"AHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY"

"GUYS PLS."

12. When someone doesn't ship your ship

"Umm excuse, SuFin is canon" (not)

13. When you heard that the next episode will be like 2 months abd you have to wait

"JUST RELEASE ALREADY"

14. When Eurovision starts

"OMG GO SWEDEN YOU HAVE THE BEST SONGS!!"

15. When the olympics or Fifa starts

"I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GONNA CHOOSE"