America: I'M 'MURICA AND I DEMAND FREEDOM!

Iceland: New Zealand is more free

Denmark: Italy came over and said I demand freedom

Iceland: That sucks

Sweden: I found pasta in my boots the other day

Denmark: Who do you think did it?

Sweden: Well Italy came over, and he was so drunk that i brought him home, and when I wake up in the morning I found myself in the prison of Germany because of the pasta that is in my boots

Denmark: HAHAHHA you totally got into prison!!