Holy shit it's been absolutely FOREVER! But I'm here now and ready to write!
Me; heyyyyt guys!!
America: hey dudette its been forever!
Canada: y-yeah eh
Russia: now my devushka and her friends are back!
Ali: RUSSIA ADMIN HAS BEEN DEPRIVING ME OF YOU *jumps on Russia*
Rylie: sup bitches
England: hello love
France: bonjour ma Cherie
China; ni hao admin Aru!
Germany: hallo
Prussia: hallo Frau~
Rylie: hey
Italy: YAY the-a Bellas are-a back!
Romano: not going-a to lie-a I missed-a them
Spain: hola como esta chicas!!
Japan: konnitchiwa senpai
Me: ok today I'm bringing in my ex!
America: you dated somebody?
Canada: ex?
Russia: hm?
England: love are you sure?
Me: what do you mean?
England: in movies when girls introduce their exes they start crying
Me: NOPE we're friends!
France: wait does zhat make you single?
Me: ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN FRANCE!!!!
China: *sigh*
Germany: ok ok
Prussia: I vant to meet Zhe guy who dated her.
Me: hey!!!
Prussia: zhat vasnt meant to offend anyone
Me: fine
Italy: awwww
Romano: he's probably-a just like-a everybody else-a she brings-a in here. A bastard.
Me: Romano
Romano: fine-a fine-a
Spain: ok~!
Japan: ummm ex?
Me: okay let's start *opens magical yaoi portal*
Me: wait Tristan before you say anything you call me admin
Tristan: where did you take me?
Me: to the thing I constantly talk about
Tristan: *notices countries*
Me: alright now I want you to guess which country is which
Tristan ummm
*points at america* the U.S.A.
*points at russia* Russia or Germany
*England* uhhh one minute. *thinks* Britain?
Me: close enough
*france* totally France
*china* uhhh he's some sort of Asian that's all I know
Me: *facepalm*
China: hey Aru!!'
*germany* no this ones totally Germany so the other ones Russia
*prussia* uhhhhhmmmmmm I don't know
Me: WHAT?!?!
Prussia: I agree vizh zhe Frau!!
Tristan: sorry dude sorry
*italy* uhh oh yeah Italy
*romano* ummmm again screw that
Romano: YOU-A BASTARD!!!!
Tristan:'woah
Me: probably should've warned you about him
*japan* Annnnnd oh yeah it's your senpai Japan
Me: *laughing* ok here were the countries
America
YOU FORGOT CANADA
Tristan: I didn't see him!!
Canada: no one sees me
Ok Russia
England
Tristan: I was close
France
China
Tristan: ohhh china. God damnit China, you don't look Chinese enough
China: what aru?!
Germany
Prussia
Tristan: Prussia?
Me: THE AWESOMEST COUNTRY LIKE EVER!!!!
Tristan: ooookkaaayyyyy then
Italy
Romano or south Italy
Tristan: oh my god. I didn't know there was a south Italy
Me: this is why you needed to listen to me rant and you'd know this shit
And Japan
Tristan: I got most of them right!
Me: yeah but not enough. Speaking of which....
Tristan: NO
Countries: what?
Me: have you done it yet?
Tristan: NO STOP NAGGING ME
ME: NOT UNTIL YOU DO IT
Tristan: I WILL DO IT
me: WHEN?!?!
Tristan: well... Definitely before the end of the school year
Me: no nyet non nein nu nope not a chance. You need to do it before like tomorrow.
Tristan: n- wait... That might actually work...
Me: HOLY SHIT OH MY GAHD THEN GO BEFORE I MURDER YOU WITH RUSSIAS PICKAXE FOR TAKING TO LONG!!!
Tristan: wait he has a PICKAXE?!?!
Me: well duh he's Russian now go
Tristan: so many questions but fine fine if you'll stop *jumps through portal*
America: dude what is he not doing?
Me: *whispers into Japan's ear*
Japan: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense