I know I know it's been forever but here I am
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Me: *black aura* *eating ice cream*
France: *sighs* what did I do now....
Me: nothing
Rylie: what happened
Me: *sighs*
Ali: who do I need to viciously murder with a pickaxe?
Me: (mumbles)
America: dude like really tell us!
Canada: c-come on. W-we c-can help y-y-you
Russia: nobody hurts my devushkas friend! *pulls out magic metal pipe of pain*
England: love you know that aura is terrifying please tell us what to do.
France: belle please...
Germany: Frau joure vorrying us.
Gilbert: vhat do i do to help rylies friend! I could kill zhem vizh mein awesomeness
Spain: chica what happened
Italy: how do you deal with a depressed ragazza?
Romano: oi idiota ragazza tell us what happened
Japan: senpai you're worrying me
China: yeah aru!
Rylie and Ali: who, what, when , where, why?
Me: just Vanessa being a bitch in choir.
Rylie: ahhhhhhhh
Ali: well looks like I'm off
Rylie: to do what?
Ali: murder with a pickaxe
Rylie: ugh goddamnit go ahead. What did she say
Me: my fathers trying to force me to date a boy named Marcelo and I was telling a girl and Vanessa went " sorry girl but he is WAY outta your league"
Ali: don't listen to her. Your fabulous bitch
Rylie: yeah
Me: I have an idea *pulls Elliot out of magical portal*
Elliot: where the hell am I?
Me: shut up Estonia
Eliot: I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND!!!!!! who is Estonia!?!
Me: you look like him. *shows picture*
Me: *snaps finger*
Ali: *suddenly in her Russia cosplay.* fuck.. I can't sew
Russia: woah
Me: Ali go ahead you're now in charge of him
Elliot: no she-
Ali: get me vodka slave
Elliot: well that was blunt and no
Ali: *pulls out pickaxe*
Elliot: Right on it master! *runs to closest liquor store*