DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS THIS CHAPTER IS RATED TEEN!!!!
This is a one shot me and my friend texted. It's genius. Warning doesn't have explained sex but does have some weird things
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England was thirsty. Not in that way ya perverts. He wanted some tea. So he wandered into the kitchen, got out a kettle, and started to make tea. He reached for a tea bag, but couldn't find his earl grey. He searched getting madder and madder because all he was finding was some weird fancy jasmine tea. Finally he decided to ask the frog who was watching television in the living room . "HONEY WERE IS MY EARL GREY!!he screamed. He heard the frenchmans voice purr "darling, we ran out, all we have left is my jasmine" he didn't want to say it out loud but that Voice called him down, so he covered it up with anger. "WELL THEN I NEED TO GO TO THE BLOODY STORE!" And grabbed his coat exiting. When the door closed and he was sure that France couldn't hear him he muttered, "I love you...frog." Little did he know that France DID hear. And started planning something. As England walked to the door with his grocery bag, he could hear the Frenchman calmly humming an old French folk tune. He grinned but shrugged it off and walked inside. What he saw made him drop his tea. Sprawled out on the couch, drinking jasmine tea, COMPLETELY NAKED! Was France. The Frenchman purred "hello darling, did you get your tea?" England swallowed hard, trying to keep his eyes from wandering to the lower section of the frenchmans body. He nodded and walked into the kitchen when he felt two arms snake around his waist, and....something poking him in the lower back. He heard a soft voice mutter in his ear "do you want me to help make your tea?" The simple question sent shivers through the British mans body. He turned looking into the gentle blue eyes of the naked French man. "The tea...can wait" England finally decided wrapping his arms firmly around the french mans neck. France then picked him up bridal style. He carried him to the bedroom door and looked down and smiled, saying "you need to use up your tea more often" England couldn't help but blush as France opened the door.
-le time skip because you can probably imagine what happened-
They were done and it was night time.  They were both drifting off to sleep when suddenly France purred into England's ear "anglettere, I love you too" England softly smiled and they fell asleep in each other's arms.
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Weirdest one-shot I've EVER wrote ever. Hope you guys liked it got a problem with it then fuck you love you bitches!!!!