Me: we're having a perverted contest
Btt: yes!!!!
Me: ok first team Spain vs Denmark
Spain: I'm ready~
Denmark: yes!
Rylie: Denmark GO
Denmark: would you mind if I visited Madrid?
Spain: (sexy voice) only if you'll let me go to Copenhagen I've heard it's very wet there.
Denmark: *looks away*
Spain: I win!~
Rylie: Spain always wins! Ok moving on to France vs well me!
France: I have a question.
Rylie: mm hm
France: does the carpet match the drapes
Rylie: I don't know depends on if the Eiffel Tower actually shrinks three inches in the winter
France: I'm done I'm done!!!! I'm done now!!! And I-it doesn't sh-shrink at a-all!!!!
Rylie: yeah sure
Me: alright America vs Prussia
America: alright
Prussia: ok
America: I've got skittles in my pants wanna taste the rainbow?
Prussia: ja definitely and maybe wash it down with some milk?
America: dude no *looking away*
Prussia: I win!
Me: sweet! Ok me vs Japan
Japan: ok I'm ready
Me: ok me to
Japan: where on your body can I touch you without permission
Me: I'll only tell you if you let me climb Mount Fuji. Can you tell me the exact height? *tilts head innocently*
Japan: *blushes and looks away*
Me: yay I won!
Rylie: yes!!! I can't believe the innocent little angel won! 
Me: *giggles cutely*
Rylie: awwwww *hugs*
Me: *clings*
Rylie: AWWWWWWWW that's so cuuuuuuute!!!!!
Me: *continues to cling and giggle cutely*