Me: YESyesyesyes
Rylie: *chuckle*
Me: the Nordics must pretend they're in ikea and Denmark is selling the furniture aka the Nordics like an auction
Nordics except Denmark: *sighs*
Denmark: HELL YEAH!!!
Denmark: alright everybody gather around we have this very scary piece of furniture hell keep you safe and he'll scare people who come in your house! He comes in blue, blonde, and tourquoise!!!
Me: I'll buy him!!!!!!!!!!!
Denmark: SOLD!!!!!
Me: yay!
Denmark: alright we have this sweet little blue piece of furniture! He's adorable, always happy, makes cookies, and is Santa, and he's always available for cuddles who wants him!
Me: I'll take him so Sufin can be together
Sweden: m' w'fe
Finland: yay!!!
Denmark: alright we have this sexy blue piece of sailor furniture! He's hot will help you with pretty much anything and he plays the violin! Warning monotone
Rylie: mine! He's mine! Dibs!
Denmark: SOLD!
Denmark: and last but not least we have this violet eyed tsundere furniture! He's sweeter than he looks and adores liquorice who wants him!
Rylie: MINE
Denmark: and sold! That's I-
Me: nope
Denmark: wha?
Me: I'm buying you
Denmark: yes! *fistpump*
Me: *hugs*
Japan: mine
Me: *kisses Japan* I know
Denmark: Yandere