Me: okay guys
America: YOU STILL WON'T LET US OUT!!!
Me: I know :3
England: love, why are we prisoners
Japan: *secretly super mad that England called her love*
America: Japan, dude you ok?!
Japan: hai
Me: KK we have something today!
Everyone: what?
Me: my besties
America: uh
Canada: cool
Russia: can't be that bad, da?
England: alright?
France: I 'ope zhey are sexy!
China: I'm still to old for this, aru!
Germany: ugh
Italy: I-a hope they-a are as-a nice as-a her!
Japan: *smirking because he knows what my friends are like*
Me: alright *opens magical portal of yaoi and other magic* 
Rylie: bish where the hell did you bring me??
Me: sorry
Rylie: you and your "I live to open portals" problem
Me: *giggling*
Ali: she's giggling. We are screwed. Oh great.
Me: *still giggling*
Ali: *hands Rylie pick axe* * pulls out MMPOP* you might wanna defend yourself Rylie
Rylie: si
Me: ok introduce yourself to the boys
Both: boys?
Hetalia: *waves*
Ali: Oh....my......f******.... Gahd... Is that Russia
Me: Da
Russia: privet little sunflower
Ali: *squealing and crushing russia*
Me: Ali save some for me!
Ali: (Russian accent) niet my precious Ivan
Me: *throws hands up in exasperation* FINE
Rylie: *squeezing the maple out of canada*
Canada: m-maple.0////0
Rylie: awwwwwww!!!!
Me: alright imma let you guys do your thing!