Me: we're swapping senpais for the day!
Ali: nooooooooo!
Me: yeeeeeees!
Ali: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
Rylie: you bitches stop drawing out your woooooooooords!
Us: ughghghghhhgghh
Me: kk I get Russia, Ali gets Prussia, and Rylie gets Japan now break!
Me and Russia
Russia: want some vodka
Me: da!
Russia: so why did you pick me to go with you?
Me: I love you! Not in that way, I could never hurt Ali like that! But you're cute like a puppy or a kitten or a baby so yeah I love you, but not sexually or kissingly or any other way! Besides neither of us would ever cheat on senpais!
Russia: good I was worried I would have to deal with tons of drama!
Me: niet not with me!
Russia: so friends
Me: we'd have to be because when you and Ali get married I'm gonna be over at your house all of the time!
Russia: well good thing I don't hate you
Me: same to you
Rylie and Japan
Rylie: I wanna eat pocky
Japan: I have pocky
Rylie: awesome! And read fan fiction
japan: *gestures to library* I have it arr
Rylie: you're my best friend. *starts reading and eating pocky*
Ali and Prussia
Prussia: so Frau~ vhile ve're here....
Ali: NO CHEATING ON SENPAI
Silence
Ali: hey Prussia?
Prussia: ja
Ali: you don't think Russia will cheat on me with admin do you?
Prussia: of course not have jou met zhe Frau?! She's insane, but she vould never hurt her friends, especially not jou, und Russia's not zhat kind of guy
Ali: good