Drinking contest
Me: we're doing a drinking contest because Ali won't stop bugging me
Ali: heehee sorry
Me: it's fine let's start now here are the teams
Rylie and Prussia
Alia and Denmark
Me and France
Russia and America
ROUND 1 GO
*bell chimes*
Me: I want this fair! Whoever passes out first loses
Rylie: *drinks 15 beers* getting sleepy Prussia?
Prussia: *at 14 and drunk af* a-a lit*hic*tle
Rylie: *drinks more*
Prussia: *drunk hiccups* I don't feel so good....*passes out*'
Me: this is not gonna feel good when he wakes up
Rylie: *not even drunk* no it's not
Me: ok Ali and Denmark
Denmark: I can beat this girl any day!
Ali: you forgot.p, *grabs vodka bottle* I'm Russian *grins widely*
Denmark:'oh boy *drinks 16 beers*
Ali: *drinks 6 bottles of vodka*
Russia: that's my girl!
Denmark: *realizes that one bottle of vodka equals like six beers* oh no *passes out*
Ali: (Russian accent) I win~
Me:(Russian accent) can I have drink of vodka?
Ali: NIET
Me: pleeeeeeease *gives pocky*
Ali: *hands vodka and starts eating pocky*
Me: yippee! *drinks rest of vodka* ok me and France
Me: *chugs like ten pints of guinness*
France: *drinks three bottles of wine and passes out*
Me: I won! *giggles*
Rylie:(whispers to Ali) did you know she could drink?
Ali(whispers back) no. She is part Irish though.
Me: kk Russia and America
Russia: *slowly drinks 14 bottles of vodka*
America: *drinks 26 cans of bud light and passes out*
Russia: *giggles and hugs ali*
Me: ok winners give losers each a command when they wake up
Losers: *wake up extremely hungover*
Prussia: ugh..*slams hand over mouth*
Me: *rolls eyes and hands trashcan*
Prussia: *starts puking his guts out*
Rylie: *rubs circles on back* sorry Prussia
Prussia: I-it's ok. I don't feel vell.
Denmark: God dammit. I really should've passed out sooner *starts puking his guts out to*
Me: *looks at norway*
Norway: *looks back at me with eyes that say "This Happens all the time"*
Me; *holds Denmark* shhhhh shhhh it's okay
Denmark: man I don't feel good
France: Mon dieu!
Me: what's wrong
France: *clutching stomach and head* you know what's wrong
Me: *pats back while he pukes his treacherous life away*
England: see you bloody frog! You need to learn to control yourself
Me: yeah sure. This was a contest have you seen yourself at bars
England: well...
Me: didn't think so ok commands
Rylie: Prussia when you're sober you must stay Ina room alone with the person you like the least
Prussia: ugh. Vell Russia looks like jou und I have ourselves a date
Ali: Denmark you must go swimming
Denmark: *sigh of relief*
Ali: in Russia
Denmark:0-0
Ali: while drunk on vodka.
Denmark: 0o0
Me: France! I dare you to let me play with your hair an smoke your clothes fabulous
France: *edgy*
Me: no one has to see you but me I've just always wanted to
France: ok
Russia: America You have to not eat burgers for the rest of the day
America: noooooooooo!
Me: you have to *giggles*
America: ugh
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