Me: dare time!
Everyone: uh oh
Rylie: (back) what's the dare!
Me: it's from me
Rylie: Yay!
Me: alright Russia-
Russia: oh no
Me: you didn't let me finish. You get to choose someone to sing A dirty song and then everyone must confess their crushes straight and yaoi
Everyone:....ok
Russia: ok ummmm... Japan must sing
Japan: b-b-b-but
Me: *puppy eyes* prease Kiku-San?
Japan: f-fine but I rose my accent when I sing
Me: ok
Japan: *sigh*
Some believe in love at first sight
But this is just lust on the first night
If it turns into more than its alright
But right now I don't want your kiss
I want your bite!
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck!
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat!
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight
And with that Kiku stumbled off stage a blushing mess
America: woo man!
Russia: wow
England: uh
France: *loud cheering*
China: Aliyah
Germany: vow
Italy: I-a didn't understand-a that song-a Germany!
Germany: zhats because I'm gentle vizh jou
Me: wait what?
Germany: nozhing, nozhing
Me: hm wait Japan how do you even know that song?
Japan: eeehhhh
Me: alright crush time
America: chick, Belarus, dude, Japan
Canada: girl, Ukraine, guy, Prussia eh
Russia: girl, Hungary, da?, man, China
China: *blush*
England: girl, Hungary, man, the frog
France: girl, all of zhem, male, anglettere
China, girl, Belgium Aru, guy, Russia Aru
Germany: girl, Vietnam, guy, Italy
Me: canon
Prussia; girl, Rylie, guy Canada
Italy: girl, Taiwan, man, Germany ve~
Romano: ragazza, Belgium, bastardized, the tomato bastard
Spain: girl, all of them, guy LOVI~
Japan: guy, Greece, girr, ummm *blushing profusely* a-admin
Me: *stares blankly*
Japan: admin?
Me: *stares blankly*
Japan: I knew I wourd get rejected😔
Me: DUDE! *leaps on japan* WHY U NO TELL ME SOONER!!! I FREAKING LOVE YOU DUDE!!!!
Me and japan*kiss for like half a second*
Rylie and Hungary: I GOT IT! *holds up cameras*
Me: post it right now
Both: on it