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Creepypasta

So I'm updating again bitches \(^ ^)/
Me: *jumping up and down*
Canada: what's up?
Me: I FINALLY THREATENED THE CREEPYPASTAS ENOUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!NOW THEYRE COMIIIIIIIING!!!!!YAAAAAAAASSSSASSSSSSSS! ASDFGHJKL
Canada: o-ok th-then....
Russia: creepypastas?
England: what's  that love?
France: please elaborate, mademoiselle.
China: hm?
Germany: what's that?
Prussia: that sounds like something Italy would like...
Italy: but pastas not creepy ve~
Romano: creepypasta, sounds....weird
Japan has been deleted from the fanfic sorry!
Me: alright this glass wall is a you can see out but you can't see in so they can see you but you can't see them until I remove them from behind the glass, wall, screen, thingy Kay?
America: okay dudette!
Canada: alright
Russia: ok
England: alright love
France: gladly
China: okay aru
Germany: alright
Prussia: sounds awesome
Italy: okay!
Romano: they better not be bastards
Me: roma they can hear you!
Romano: ugh fine fine
Spain: alright chica!
Me: k so first is slenderman and he's like eleven feet tall, faceless, and he kills children almost exclusively, but go into his forest and just die.
America: w-wow, that's not even that scary! *nervous laughter*
Canada: wow
Russia: *happy laughter* cool!
England: love, why do you even know this?!
France: o-ok I'm not scared! *nervous honhonhon-ing*
China: Aiyah! Why aru?!
Germany: *potato man is unamused*
Prussia: kesesesese! He sounds pretty awesome!
Italy: he sounds scary! Help me Bella I don't want to die!
Me: *sigh*' Italy are you in a forest?
Italy: no!
Me: are the creepypastas my friends?
Italy: I- think so!
Me: so you won't die
Italy: *unconvinced*
Romano: he's probably a bastard.
Me: ROMA DONT FORGET THEY CAN HEAR YOU
Romano: fine Jesus Bella
Spain: Roma just called the chica beautiful! Did everyone hear that?!
Romano: SH-
Me: no I got it, SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU TOMATO BASTARDO! like that?
Romano: *y-yeah thanks
Me: no problem I just wanted to say that! Slenderman come out!
Slenderman: *walks out from behind wall*
America: WOAH DUDE!!!THATS WICKED!
Canada: e-eh?!
Russia: hullo!
England: my god...
France: OH MY GOD
China: Aiyah!
Germany:.....
Prussia: you..look...AWESOME! I like your tendrils man!
Italy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*freakout continues*
Romano: l'immagine di voi è traumatizzante!
Spain: dios mío mí amigo!
Me: sup slendy.
Slenderman: Hello, child. It's very nice to see you again.
Me: awwww thanks!
America: dude, how the hell do you speak with no mouth?!
Slenderman: telepathy.
Me: kk next is Jeff the killer, he was a little teenage boy, and he had a little bro named Liu, but one day some jerky bitches punked with him, but Jeff left them with broken wrists and knife wounds, but then they took his little bro to juvie because they thought that he hurt the boys, and then his parents, being jerks forced him to go to a kids birthday party and the jerky teenagers were there and chased him down and poured bleach and vodka on him and lit him on fire, leaving him to die, he managed to put out the fire and hobble home where they took him to the emergency room, when he woke up they showed him his face, all his skin was bleached pure white, his light brown hair was burned black, and his eyes were also a crazy black. He laughed super high and happy and his parents took him home confused, that night his mom found him in the bathroom, he had already burned his eyelids off and was carving a permanent smile into his cheeks. He turned to his mom and said "aren't I beautiful?" His mom nodded and ran to get his father who grabbed his gun but Jeff was already in the doorway holding a very large butcher knife, he said in a raspy, insane voice, "mommy, you lied" before slaughtering both his parents. He walked slowly into his brothers room and slammed his hand over his mouth, Liu started screaming but Jeff shushed his saying, "shhhh just go to sleep" he waited till he was asleep before finishing him quickly. He then Jumped out of the window and ran away, to find his next victim. Ok yeah jeffy boy come on in."
Jeff: *walks from behind wall*
America: dude......oh my god.....
Canada: *whimpering*
Russia: hullo! Nice to meet you!
Jeff: hi man, you to.
England: *stuttering*
France: s'il vous plaît Ne me blesser!
China: *stuttering as well*
Germany: *raises eyebrows*
Prussia: woah!
Italy: *runs to corner of room* *rocking back and forth* no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no scaryscaryscaryscaryscaryscaryscary....
Romano: y-you broke Mia fratello!
Spain: DIOS MÍO!
Jeff: *laughs* hello to you guys to, hey girl hey!
Me: hey jeffy boy!
Jeff: you know that only you can call me that?
Me: yup!
Jeff: ok just so you know.
Me: kk eyeless jack and he was on the bus and he was bullied really bad and suddenly the bus crashed and he just snapped and he took a shard of broken window and cut his bully open, stole his kidneys and ate them, and now he hunts people down, he climbs in yo windows he snatches yo people up and yeah he cuts you open and takes your kidneys and eats them and kills you and also he clawed his own eyes out so come on out E.J.!
Eyeless jack: *strolls out*
America: dude does this just get creepier and creepier?
Canada: *clutching kumajiro*
England: oh my holy queen of England that's terrifying.....
France: p-please don't eat my kidneys....
China: I-I'm done I'm not even suprised anymore
Germany: *gulps*
Prussia: ok I'll admit that's pretty scary but pretty damn awesome!
Italy: I-I-I-scary-I-I BELLA HELP ME *jumps on me*
Me: woah bro calm down! He won't hurt you!
Italy: r-r-really?!
Me: yes I can use my author magic to kill him right now! Calm yourself!
Eyeless jack: about that, you won't will you?
Me: of course not you're a proxy why would I do that, I'll only do that if you try to hurt the countries!
E.J.: ohhhhhh. Kay I won't
Romano: God damnit Mia fratello he won't hurt you, didn't you hear the Bella when she started this?!
Spain: no need to be mad at him Roma~ he's just frightened~
Me: (whispers to creepypastas) it's about to go down
Creepypastas: *watch in confusion*
Romano: DONT CALL ME THAT YOU DAMN IDIOT POTATO BASTARD!!!!!!!!
Italy: fratello! Calm yourself lovi~
Romano: DONT CALL ME THAT EITHER YOU KNOW I HATE THAT STUPID BROTHER!!!!
Italy: awwww ok Mia fratello! I won't!
Romano: grazie!
Jeff: is he....always like that?
Me: it's an every day occurrence. Ok time for masky I don't really know his story but he really likes cheesecake so boiiiiiii come on out
Masky: *walks out*
America: ok...thank god, he's scary but not as scary as Jeff
Me: oh that's because no one mentioned cheeseca-
Masky: CHEESECAKE?!
me: masky masky calm yourse-
Masky: ERMAHGERD CHEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*tackles me*
America: woah dude!
Canada: w-why?
Russia: *laughing his ass off*
England: sir that is quite ungentlemanly!
France: *immensely freaked out*
China: *no reaction*
Germany: *sigh*
Prussia: kesesesese!
Italy: *also immensely freaked out*
Romano: *facepalm*
Me: MASKY
Masky: what?!
Me: OFF.
Masky: do you have cheesecake?
Me: *sigh* get off and I'll get you cheesecake
Masky: ERMAHGERD YERSH ER LERV CHERSECERRRRK!!!!!!
Me: *hands cheesecake*
Masky: THERNKSSS!!!!
Me: k now hoodie and yeah I don't know his story. Just come on hoodie boy
Hoodie: *stumbles in* h-h-I ever-y o-ne-e
America: *totally not scared pshhhh*
Canada: uhhh h-hi th-there
Russia: Hullo hoodie! *completely happy*
England: h-Hello sir.
France: uhhh bonjour please don't hurt me.
China: ni hao hoodie aru
Germany: ja...hallo
Prussia: hallo mein awesome pasta!
Italy: oh ok ciao mr. Hoodie! I'm Italy!
Romano: ....ciao...i guess...
Spain: hola mi amigo!
Me: yayyyyyy ok ticci Toby! And he murders people with axes in an alleyway so yeah come out tobes!
Ticci Toby: *comes out twitching*
America: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeeeeeee...............
Canada: *super scared again*
Russia: hi.
England: holy mother of queen of England.....
France: *clinging to prussia*
China: a-Aiyah
Germany: *finally starting to get to him*
Prussia: wow....you're awesome man, and France get off of me!
Italy: *freakout starts again*
Romano:....oh. My. God.......
Spain: dios mío why is everything so terrifying today.....
Me: and I think I'm gonna end it with laughing jack who is a monochrome crown who kills people with poison candy. Love you Lj come on out!
Laughing jack: hiiiiiiiiiii everybody!!!!!!!!!!
America: HOLY SHIT
Canada: *just screaming*
Russia: woah.....
England: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND YOURE TERRIFYING
France: *screaming in french*
China: *stuttering and running away*
Germany: MEIN GOTT
Prussia: MEIN FUCKING GOTTT MAN
Italy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BELLA DOITSU HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Romano: *in stunned silence*
Spain: *also in stunned silence*
Me: and that concludes this chapter and shit

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