
Ghostf**kers
*It has been a few weeks since Demmalena returned home with her new mate shadow but ever since she came back her mates won't stop keeping an eye on her like blitzo always goes shopping with her just in case she won't get kidnapped stolas when Liz has to go to the meeting he stays with her He turned into his demon form and kept her close to her just in case if someone take her away from him fizz and Ozzie they go to Liz place to check on her and make sure she have everything she needed alastor He always take her to cannibal town or his radio station so he can make sure she's safe Verosika She take her to her party office so she can be close to her Demmalena thought things couldn't get any weirded but she was wrong Liz when she always goes to bed she always go next to her and pull her close just in case she won't leave her site She does the same thing in a bath or watch her when she gets dressed being her She gets that her mates are worried that she might get kidnapped or almost get killed again but It kind of annoyed her when they always keep an eye on her. She loved them and all but it's kind of weird her out then one day Demmalena is typical joyful self, humming to herself carrying cups of coffee and a Frappuccino to her office at I.M.P Headquarters. She exits out of the elevator and greets the demons that are inside, including some of Verosika's crew*
Darcy:* She opened the door*hey guys I brought up some coffee so who order * Before she could say it Demmalena realizes that her office looks like a complete mess There are boxes opened, unopened, a cactus, and Loona looking tired and miserable, dead standing up, sleeping while holding a stuffed version of herself over a fire barrel, her hair messy and almost jagged*holy shit What the hell happened here*she went up to loona who is sleeping*loona hey loona
Loona:*she Snaps awake, though her eyes are still closed* Huh, what?! *Turns to Demmalena, while throwing the stuffed plushies of Demmalena into the fire bin*Oh shit, it's morning
Darcy: Yes it morning Are you okay have you been up all night No offense but you look like you came back from the dead
Loona:*she chuckled* yeah, looked like I did anyway ever since you left blitz and Liz 200 plushie version of you then then when you came back they said I couldn't go home until I burned all of them*she stressed* All of them
Darcy:yikes did they really order 200 versions of me man I really made them freaked out I blame the evil version of me*she give loona The trays of coffee,*here loona take many as you can look like you really need it
Loona:*she smiled at her*thanks
*Loona takes the tray holding the caffeinated drinks without caring because she's completely tired*
Darcy: Man, you must be really stressing out loona
Loona: well I'm not the only one
*Loona downs all the drinks at once, dumping them into her mouth without caring for the cups and throws the tray away. There's a knock on the door immediately afterward, and Demmalena opens it, revealing Wally Wackford, now a taxidermy delivery service demon, with more boxes of plushie versions of herself*
Wally: Hey! I got an order here for a hundred more waaacky plushie of female imp*he look at Demmalena* I say I say you look like the plushie They ordered
*Wally hands Loona over the clipboard with papers to sign the delivery, much to her distress because that means she's going to have to burn more plushies of Demmalena*
Loona: *she tired and distressed* Fuuuuuuck!
Darcy:Why are you here Wackford?
Wally: Got myself a job in the Taxidermy delivery service! A whole lot of orders are coming to this place lately
Darcy: I can see that.
Wally: Hey, I haven't seen you in a while, heh! Do you like wanna hang out some-* She slammed the door right in Wally's face From behind the door* Okay! That answers that, I say, I say
* Demmalena takes the clipboard to check the papers and see how much Blitzø and Liz ordered*
Darcy: fucking hell They ordered way too much. *She throws clipboard away* have they both been sulking since I was gone
Loona: yeah they both have I tried to talk to blitz back then but he wasn't listening so I didn't know what to do with him then. Then eagle tried to talk to his mom. She didn't listen either
Darcy: I just don't understand. They both wasn't sulking in the last few jobs we did and the things we've been through With the penguins and the Wendigo, that college girl, that time we went to Mexico and also The time Liz blitz and stolas fuse together and possessed one of the agent to scare the hell out of them
Loona: like I said, ever since you gone missing Liz, haven't been sleeping or eating for the last months and blitz stop watching ghostfucker while eaten ice cream with cheese cream and they can't stop thinking about you. So that's why they order so many dumb plushies. The version of you* She keeps having her anxiety attack and tears up* I can't stop having anxiety attack and I'm overwhelmed
Darcy:* She place her hands on her shoulder*Okay sweetie, calm down. Take a deep breath
Loona:*she take a breath in and out* can you try to talk to them
Darcy: Don't worry loona I will and I will sort it out I promise*she look around* by the way, where are my stupid selfish lying parents I heard they haven't came home last night
Loona: They both are in the office
Darcy: What are they doing in the office?*To answer her question, she hears Moxxie screaming from the other office room. She barges right in, knocking over the boxes to see who she can get feral on for attacking her stupid parents. She sees Moxxie rambling through the papers and calms down while Millie tries to calm him down she sigh her thought I can't believe I'm going to say this*ummm.. Are you both doing okay?
*Moxxie in a complete frenzy because the table and the floor are littered with stacks of paper and boxes. The board above the table has many papers that show various notices like "Paid overdue", "Unpaid" and "Final Notice", revealing that I.M.P is about to go bankrupt due to Blitzo's and Liz reckless overspending*
Moxxie: I'm stuck in a math nightmare!!
*Moxxie is having a panic attack and is hyperventilating hard as he picks up the papers to recheck his work Millie pulled him into a hug and stroke his head*
Millie: shhhh there there sweetie calm down
Darcy: fucking hell loona how long has he been doing this
Loona:* She entered the room*He's been doing this all night for recheck the papers.
Moxxie: The numbers, the numbers, I can't make them add up! We're FUCKED!
*Moxxie is so stressed that he crawls over and cries. Millie comes over to calm him down*
Millie:Come on, baby. It can't be that bad.
Moxxie: He drained our pension, and used it to buy THESE!
*Moxxie grabs one of the boxes and opens them to reveal not plushies of Demmalena , but stacks of collectible dinner plates that has a real-life horse because of his obsession with horses and as for Liz, she also bought all of anime stuff and also the plushies of her husband hawk*
Darcy:holy shit blitz and Liz did all of this when I was gone
Loona: yep they sure did
Millie:*she looks at Demmalena* Don't worry sweetie It's not that bad
Moxxie: not that Bad? Not that Bad?! This isn't bad, Millie! This is just a *knock down stacks of paper next to him*FINANCIAL APOCALYPSE!
Darcy:I usually just give them space to work their shit out, but... you think I should talk to them?*Moxxie does not answer because he's still in panic attack mode, rambling over the financial crisis they are in. He gets off the table and looks at one of the papers, crying in sorrow while Millie lay down next to him and pulls him into a hug* That's it. I'm going to talk with them
Moxie:We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over Girls, all my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theatre critic, I have objectively correct opinions
* Demmalena leaves Millie and Moxxie over so he can get over his panic attack and moves around the boxes to check on Blitzø while Moxxie is mumbling over, ignoring his wife While she looks around the boxes, she hear both calling to Loona over Moxxie's mumbling*
Blitzo:loona I need some More rubbish bins now!
Moxxie: *Muffled*We- we're gonna default. We're gonna default. And you know what, it's not my fault that we're gonna default. IT'S THEIR FAULT!
Darcy:awwwww geez I really need to do something about this and I hope I can talk to them
*Meanwhile blitzo cleaning up his mess from the office while Liz picking up some boxes of ice cream and can of cream that blitzo have when Demmalena was missing she sigh then look at him*
Liz: blitz I love you and all but maybe next time you should just get ice cream with cheesecake flavor
Blitzo:*he sigh* yeah I agreed anyway Liz, are you doing okay? You haven't been yourself ever since Darcy came back. Is something wrong?
*She sigh again was about to say something but suddenly they both heard a knock from the door*
Darcy: blitz Liz It's me. Can you open the door
*Blitzo and Liz overhears Demmalena calling to them, and the scene switches to reveal his door has chains bolting the door shut and a paper saying "FUK OF" taped to it*
Liz: sorry princess don't come in. It smells really really bad
Darcy: Come on guys open the door. I really need to talk to you
Blitzo: Princess we're cleaning up in here so please go away
Darcy: Come on guys. Let me in
Liz: Believe us, princess, it smells really nasty in here. We'll talk later
Darcy: I'm coming in
Blitzo: Read the sign princess on the chain
*Unfortunately for Blitzø, the door is a pull, and Demmalena opens the door without any difficulties, but irritation is written all over her face*
Darcy: guys, what's going on here You haven't been like this ever since I disappeared can you please talk to me
Blitzo:WE ARE FINE PRINCESS
Darcy:Yeaaah well... You're both are not doing fine blitz and Liz You spending way too much money on these garbage and you're blowing away every dollar we had and you're spending too much money on things That's completely useless
* She's stand next to Liz and blitzo who is playing with his spoon and flicks it until the spoon stabs one of the boxes while explaining his reasoning*
Blitzo: they're not worthless princess Those plates are collectables, I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish
Liz:yeah princess and those plushie of my husband hawk is collectible and I'm going to keep them in my bed and I can sleep with them anytime I want
Darcy:*she sigh*why guys
Blitzo: like we said princess we have something to show for it
Darcy:Mmmkay. You know, my Grandma always said, the best way to deal with being sad...is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off What do you say? Shall we continue our work of killing those idiot bad people
*While she talking to them they continue cleaning up the garbage and throw them in the bin then he look at her*
Blitzø: we don't need any of your "folksy-doksy" fucking country wisdom, princess now if you excuse us, we need to finish cleaning up this place
*She sigh annoyed that they're not listening to her Then she look at Liz and saw She picked up One full ice cream She heard her tummy rumble so she suck in the entire ice cream from the box before eating it whole*
Darcy:*her thought yikes I wouldn't eat that whole ice cream or else I might get a brain freeze* Come on you guys I can sense your sorrow you can drown in sorrow like this
Liz:* She wipe a bit of ice cream off her cheek* We can princess and we will
Darcy: I don't get it guys all of this because I suddenly disappeared past months
Liz:*she yell at her*IT IS PRINCESS WE WERE WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU IF SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO YOU WE WILL LOSE YOU JUST LIKE...my husband hawk
Darcy:oh Liz I
*Before she could say something blitzo phone began to ring and he answered it*
Blitzo:What?!
*Loona, still tired and miserable, is at the reception desk*
Loona: We have a client.
Blitzø: Tell them to FUCK OFF!
*Just as Blitzø is about to end the call, Demmalena quick calls back to the reception desk, telling Loona not to*
Darcy: Don't! I'll be right there
* Demmalena exit out of Blitzø's office to come across Loona, still tired and miserable, listening to the most boring conversation with is a sinner, she has giant eyes because of her glasses and you can even see the chains from her glasses she wears a long sleeve top that is the color of dark purple, with pink pants. She's quite chubby. She had long claws, just like a cat, and she has a floating head, as seen in her death picture where she was decapitated, as said before she has long claws and her animal like fur so she might have been a cat lady, her height in sinner form may be her human height which might be 4'2"*
*Her name is Rita, who was ranting on and on about how she was killed and being sent to Hell for something bad*,
Rita: You know, my psychic told me I'd be going somewhere bad on Wednesday. I just thought she meant Baltimore, I didn't think it was... *slams the desk* HELL!
*Loona looks like she did not listen fully, and nods only to pretend she understands*
Loona: Mhm, mhm, interesting*she noticed Demmalena*Oh look! Someone whose job it is to listen to you.
*She grabs her to bring her in front of the client so she wouldn't have to deal with any more nonsense from Rita, much to Demmalena annoyance*
Darcy:So tell me what happened ma'am?
Rita: Okayyy! From the top. I went for my usual tarot reading last week, and-
Loona: No, no. Fast forward to who killed you.
Rita: Ohhh, m'okay. Yesterday I was killed by the evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel
* Demmalena and loona look incredulous when the client claims to be killed by a evil ghost. They are confused because they know that there are no such things as ghosts since they're all demons, and if a human soul dies on Earth, they either go to Hell as Demons or Heaven as Angels*
Darcy:am sorry ma'am Did you just say evil ghost haunting a spooky hotel?
Rita: Yes I did
* Demmalena and loona share a look before turning back to Rita*
Darcy:Um. Ma'am. I don't know how to tell you this, but when humans die they either end up here...or up there.
Rita: Ohhhh, okay*inclined her head* I don't understand
Loona:*facepalms*Oh love of- She's saying ghosts aren't real, lady!
*A red alert light breaks through Blitzø's door windows, indicating that Blitzø heard everything from the office. Then, Blitzø smashes the door going through to see if the client was telling the truth about being killed by a ghost, visibly enthusiastic*
Blitzø: Ghost!? I heard a ghost. Where's the ghost I can fuck- er, hunt?
Liz:* She came out from the office and went next to him*I heard a ghost too who said about a ghost
Darcy:whoa there you two calm down Someone killed this lady but it wasn't-
*Blitzø does not want to hear any objections and gets right into her face*
Blitzø: princess Let us have this.
Darcy: But-
Liz: Don't worry princess, we got this
Darcy:but guys
*Blitzo and Liz really wants to "hunt" the ghost so much he pulls out his freebie card that said, "Uncondituinal Support", which reveals that whenever Blitzo is stalking Millie and Moxxie, he gets to use one of the freebie holes for Millie to punch. Knowing that Blitzø needs to get over with his not-breakup, Demmalena takes a deep breath and sighs. She takes the freebie card and punches a hole with her knife Blitzø takes the card back and comes over to the client, asking questions about her killer*
Blitzø: Alright so tell me what it looked like, starting with its hotness and tightness. How many- how many abs would you say you witnessed?
*As Blitzø and Liz escorts the client out of the office, Demmalena is relieved Blitzø and liz are back to their usual self, and turns to Loona, who is sleeping until her nose forms a bubble, and when the bubble pops, Loona is jolted awake*
Darcy:Well at least Blitz and Liz got better almost
*outside of the headquarters with Millie and Demmalena bringing down a box full of stuff that said "Gost Fokrz! Shit", meaning that Blitzo and Liz is stocking up with random ghost catching gear and equipment to "hunt". As Demmalena sets the box down, Loona was also outside, looking concerned of how the job is going to play out*
Loona: I don't know if this is a good idea
Darcy:Maybe, but I'm sure Blitz and Liz will be ok they will be fine We'll check the place out, see what passes on Earth for creepy, and Blitzo and Liz will get all this out of his system. You just need to keep an eye on my idiot father he's a little-
*To prove her point, the camera zips up to show Moxxie still in complete distress over the possibility of a bankruptcy which may also ruin his career and job. Moxxie was going bonkers to the point he smacked his head to the window, making it crack and ripped his shirt off*
Moxxie: BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY, BANKRUPTCY!
* Demmalena cringed at the sight of Moxxie's panic attack*
Darcy:Oh my lord Please Loona?
Loona:*to Demmalena*I don't take orders from you only blitz
* Demmalena looks despondent and almost like she's begging Loona to do it*
Darcy: Look, I can't keep both of them out of trouble at the same time please loona I need your help*Loona looks away, unsure*please
*Before Loona could respond, Blitzo drives the I.M.P. van with its logo being replaced with a picture wallpaper dubbed them as "Ghost Fuckers" to come pick up Millie Demmalena and Liz
Blitzo: Get in losers, we're going ghost fuckin'!
Liz:FUCK YEAH WE ARE!
* Demmalena looks at Loona and gives a pleading gesture while Millie places the box inside the van then getting inside. Seeing how much Blitzo is going crazy with his not-breakup and his obsession to "hunt" the nonexistent ghost, Loona relents.*
Loona: Ugh. Fine. I'll watch the nerd but you're cleaning off the van
* Demmalena smiled then pulled loona into a hug*
*Loona sigh then hug back Demmalena pulled away Demmalena was glad loona can watch over Moxxie until they get back*
Darcy:* She entered the van *thank loona
Loona: Don't get used to it!
Darcy: Don't worry Loona I won't
*Millie goes to the backseat and Demmalena takes the front row seat and buckles up the same as Liz as Blitzo activates the Asmodean Crystal to open a portal to Earth at the place where their client was killed.*
Blitzo: Let's gape this hole wide open!
*Blitzo floors it to make a very quick entrance through the portal. The van's tires screeched as the vehicle zooms right through the portal. Unfortunately, when the van zips in, a crash noise occurs on the other side. The camera slides over to the other side of the portal where the distance between the van and the destination was very short, and the Imps crashed into a gravestone with a skeleton being lodged between the broken hood and the stone*
Darcy:fuck that hurt
Blitzo:*weakly* We're here Millie gets out after the unfortunate crash and Blitzo looks around to see if they're in the right location* Huh, interesting. Aren't we supposed to be at a haunted hotel?
*Blitzo and Liz turn around and saw the most Halloween dramatic scene of the One Star Wonder, a creepy old hotel in the graveyard with lightning striking in the scene. Spooky music plays off. The hotel looks like it's been haunted with something paranormal, covered with broken windows and cobwebs.*
Liz:hmmm Are we in the right place blitz?
Blitzo:hmmmm according to this that old lady died in this hotel. So yeah this is the right place *chuckles excitedly* Oh-ho, yeah, this place is gonna be ripe with fuckable spirits.
*Blitzo opens his broken van door and checks on the box to get the equipment he'll need to "hunt" for the nonexisting ghost while Demmalena looks concerned over his erratic behavior*
Darcy: blitz Liz look. I know this is fun and all but, come back to reality. You do know ghosts aren't real, right?
Blitzo: *flashing a light to his face*But they are
Liz: yeah they are princess It's my dream to fight real ghosts. Also catch them just like in the movie of Ghostbusters
Darcy: but Liz it's just a movie. It's just holographs that make them seems real but they're not
Liz: yeah yeah whatever. Let's get things ready
*Blitzo and Liz get back to looking through his stuff, which makes Millie and Demmalena more agitated to borderline angry, causing her to smack their palm to their face.
Millie and Darcy:Oh my fucking Satan.
*Blitzo got the gear he needed; a "Ghostfucker" dildo that was supposed to "detect" the ghost, and a vacuum, which is actually a vacuum and not a real ghost capture machine. Millie looked confused*
Millie: What is that?
Blitzo: You like it? It's Bethany Ghost-Fucker's Ghost Sucker 9000. Sure to get you a ghost after a ghost gets you...off. Only set me back a couple thousand!
* Demmalena was outraged that not only did Blitzo and Liz spend the work's pension for their plushie version of her anime collection and a plushie of her husband and collectible horse plates, but they also bought the Ghostfuckers merchandises that costs another thousand, leaving them closer to bankruptcy*
Darcy:A couple what?! Oh my God You got to be kidding me Blitz and Liz , that's whole a lot of money
*Pissed, Millie picks up a bone and throws it at Blitzo for his careless spending*
Millie: You haven't paid me in a month!
*Blitzo turns on the vacuum and sucks the bone in before it can hit him*
Blitzo: Uh oh! Looks like it sucked playfully sucks on Millie's cheek with the vacuum hose all the fun outta you. Now hurry up and put this on, those ghosts aren't gonna fuck themselves
*As Blitzo and Liz walk away in excitement, Millie is getting more riled up with Blitzo's and Liz shenanigans to the point that she wants to take a knife and stab them hard. She takes another deep breath and exhales to calm themself because Blitzo and Liz needs to "hunt" ghosts to get his spirits back up Demmalena place her hand on her shoulder*
Darcy:mom they need this
Millie: your right sweetie they need this. They need this. *strained* they needs this they need this
*Millie keeps her nerves and follows Blitzo and Liz with Demmalena Upon entering the hotel, lightning strikes and Blitzo turn on the dildo to "detect" any ghosts, until it comes in contact with the hotel manager he has a shape and takes the form of a pale-skinned man with a unibrow, a small mustache, and dirty-blonde hair that is styled in a comb-over with a cut in the back and a tuft sticking out His outfit remains the same, albeit its shades lean to that of a hotel employee, with a red waistcoat and a grey shirt alongside black pants. In addition, his visors change to a pair of thin-framed glasses with yellow-green-tinted lenses*
* Demmalena disguises herself as an actual ghost-hunter/ghostbuster*
Rolando: Welcome to the One Star Wonder, where it's a wonder we still have that star. *tilts head* How may I help you today?
Blitzo:*in a valley accent*We're filming a very special episode of my hit show and we're gonna need access to every room in this dump
Liz:*in a valley accent*yeah by doing that we're going to need to search in this whole dump
Rolando: *he grabs Blitzo's info card Christ, you Hollywood assholes are pushy little pricks. *adjust glasses and examine the card* I can't just give you keys to every ba- Well snap me in half! You're Bethany Ghost-Fucker from that one show...
Blitzo: It's called Ghost Fuckers, idiot
Rolando: No, but you're getting close. Anyway, I am glad to see you folks. We've been having more...disturbances than usual lately.
Liz: What kind? disturbances?
Rolando: *slams 3 crime scene photos on the desk*The kind that are killing my guests!
*In the crime scene photos, there were three people who were murdered: one was being levitated, one was bisected with its guts spilled out, and the third was decapitated*
Darcy: Oh yikes. Now I can see that but tell me sir who did this?
Rolando: Why ask me? I don't know who killed my guests. Besides, there's no evidence of whoever did this. People think a ghost killed them
Darcy:Well where are the disturbances you know?
Rolando: Somewhere on the upper floors. Be sure to keep an eye out.
Darcy: You got it.
Millie: Well there definitely ain't no such thing as ghosts. But we'll get to the bottom of what's killing your guests
Blitzo: *in a valley accent*Uh yeah, except ghosts are real, camera man.
Millie:*strained* They're a conspiracy, Bethany.
Blitzo: *in a valley accent and raised his butt in the air*Uh, then what do I plan on fucking tonight, camera man?*The lights in the building started to flicker spookily, which frightened Blitzo*Ah! Where's my lube?
Darcy: What was that?
*Rolando face-palms himself over their idiocy, and gets to the point*
Rolando: Look, real or not, this shit needs to stop
Liz:*in a valley accent*Uh, then we'll need those keys, cocksucker. Every last one of them, keys and condoms, hand 'em over.
*Rolando digs through his draws and picks out the keys to every room in the hotel and a bunch of condoms. He gives them to Blitzo*
Rolando: Oh, I just can't tell you how glad I'll be to be rid of them. Just do me a flavor and clean up any fluids left behind. *swipes off some condoms on his desk*They already killed my last cleaning lady, now I'm stuck with this
*Rolando gestures to someone behind the counter, and Blitzo and Millie peeks over to check. Turns out, there was a hunchback bellhop man with deformed eyes and drooling named Toledo the Igor behind the counter. Blitzo, Demmalena Liz and Millie grimaced at the sight of his disgusting form*
Darcy blitzo Liz and Millie:Eugh...
*Toledo tries to speak with drool spreading everywhere*
Toledo: Buh- buh- bitch- bitch!
Darcy: Oh god that's just disturbing what's wrong with him?
Rolando: Don't know what happened to himPoor thing can't even blink.
Blitzo: (in a valley accent) No promises! Heh. Come along Mil...ton.*to Demmalena And... uh...
Darcy:Miko, Miko Sakura.
Blitzo:*he side hugs Demmalena* Right, my rival when it's about ghosts except she always try to bust them.
Darcy: Thank you Bethany.
Blitzo:and this is Leo the best partner I ever have
Liz:Thank you Bethany
*As Blitzo Liz and Millie walk to the hallway, Demmalena then hears Rolando.*
Rolando: Do be careful when checking on the guests especially the empty rooms. Who knows what happens if you find something.
Darcy: I'll be careful sir and I'll make sure of it
* Demmalena catches up with Blitzo Liz and Millie. Little did she know, Rolando gives a small dark smirk Toledo sigh Then transforms into back to evil Demmalena she glare at him*
Evil Darcy: seriously you have one job. One job get the three imps and now we got the overlord here so got any better ideas Mister idiot
Rolando:*he smirks at her* Don't worry my dear, everything is going according to plan
Evil Darcy: You better get the plan work or else
* She disappeared into the shadows meanwhile hallways with Blitzo, Demmalena Liz and Millie investigating the rooms for any signs of ghosts to "hunt". As they get past a painting portrait of Rolando, its eyes move to follow their movement like a Scooby-Doo scene. Millie was concerned that Blitzo and Liz are just using the job as an excuse to hide their emotions from Demmalena gone missing walking past a ringing phone with its cords cut off much to Demmalena curiosity*
Darcy:Guys this gives me the creeps.
Millie: Blitzo, Liz we have a job to do. *old telephone ringing* Someone killed that lady and it wasn't no phantom, so we should be tracking-
Blitzo: Woah! Mils, just 'cause you're a hick does not mean you can drop that f-bomb all willy nilly. *poke Millie with the dildo* They hate that word.
Millie: I- what? What "F"?
*Liz quickly placed her finger to shut her up*
Liz:Sh-shh- sh, shut your bigot mouth, I'm gettin' a reading.
Darcy: I have a bad feeling about this.
*Blitzo turns to the dildo device to a hotel room that he was sure there are ghosts he can "hunt". He takes out the keys and was about to unlock the door before Demmalena jumps in front of them to stop Blitzo and Liz from opening it*
Darcy:Hold on, there might be someone in there Shouldn't we knock first before you do
Blitzo: Yeah you bet your ass there's someone in there! A ghost, about to get a mouthful of si... si... I don't know, SOMETHING SEXUAL!
*Blitzo and Liz do not want to hear any more objections from Demmalena and they unlocks the door, kicking it wide open with the vacuum ready to snare the ghost inside*
Blitzo: LOOK ALIVE, YOU UNDEAD COCK SLEEVE!
Liz:YEAH NO ONE MOVES OR WE WILL SENT YOU BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
*Turns out, there were no ghosts, but an elderly couple in bed reading their books. Blitzo and Liz turn the vacuum to the couple and sucks in the blanket and the books, which makes the couple shriek in fear in their underwear*
Blitzo:*in a valley accent*Prepare to get sucked off to the astral plane
Liz:yeah *she gets on bed and flips them off* BITCH!
*The couple were so scared that the husband hugged his wife to comfort her*
Husband: Oh my, Dolores!
*Millie and Demmalena walks right in and stop Blitzo and Liz*
Darcy:Blitzo! Liz! Wrong ghost.
Millie: Damn it, both of you, they aren't ghosts! These are just shriveled humans!*turns to the husband*No offense.
Darcy:I'm so sorry guys. Blitz.Liz what the hell?
Blitzø: What, they look so old and decrepit, they could easily pass as ghosts.
Darcy: They're not dead as ghosts Blitz and Liz
Liz: So... That's a no on sending them to the astral plane?
* Demmalena and Millie facepalm The husband takes that as an insult and gets off the bed with his fists ready to duke it out with the Imps. He brings his hands into a boxing form*
Husband: Think you're pretty slick, huh? You looking for a fight? I'll give you a fight!
*Millie and Demmalena didn't want to deal with an old man who couldn't even fight back and turns to Blitzo and Liz
Darcy: *sighs*Let's leave these two-
*Before Demmalena could even finish her sentence, a fist came right into her face and punched her so hard that she flew back and crashed into the wall, making a hole of her figure behind*
Darcy: OOF!
Millie:sweetie!
*It turns out the feeble old man isn't so weak and helpless as it seemed since he just cratered Demmalena into the wall. Blitzo was flabbergasted that the old man could deck Demmalena to a pulp with a single left hook. His eyes wide and mouth agape at the sight of the punch.*
Husband: I fuckin' beat the Nazis, and I'll beat you too, bitch!
*The husband notices Liz behind using his vacuum to "suck" him in even though he isn't a ghost.]
Liz: Look out princess, he's a patriot!
*Dolores points at him*
Dolores: Get her Harold!
*Harold tries to make a left hook at Liz but she dodges it and punches Harold back before he flees, crashing into the wall Demmalena goes through, leaving a hole of his figure behind. Blitzo grabs Demmalena Liz along with Millie's and they start running. Dolores comes out of the room*
Darcy:Sorry!
Dolores: Get back here you red, little shit! Get back here!*grabs her walking cane and starts running after them* AHHHHH!
*From there, a funky music called A Spooky Kind of Love starts playing. Delores was still searching for the demons through the hallway. As Delores walks past a housekeeping cart, Blitzo, Demmalena Liz and Millie peek over to see if Delores is gone. When she is, Blitzo and Liz give Millie and Demmalena a thumbs up to know it's all clear*
Dolores: How dare you hurt my Hermie, I mean Humie I mean...fuck! Why am I chasing you again, I don't know, but I'm fucking angry!
*Blitzo Demmalena Liz and Millie were chased by not just the old couple, but by every guest they've bumped into. Blitzo Demmalena Liz and Millie stumble upon a food court. Blitzo and Liz use Their vacuum to suck in a plate of spaghetti in front of a young couple while Millie and Demmalena records with a camera. After that, the young couple were pissed, and they started chasing the demons out of the cafeteria. They bump up to the next floor using a cart to get into more rooms. In a split-screen scene, Blitzo and Liz, in the upper screen, scan the room for more ghosts, and Millie and Demmalena, in the lower screen, peeks over with Their camera to see, only to stumble upon a hot couple about to have anal sex before they notice them Millie and Demmalena flees in embarrassment before the demons are spotted by a crowd of humans who want to hurt them. Blitzo and Liz notice them, and want to get right at them before Millie pulls his shirt over and Demmalena pulls her shirt and runs away between the demons being chased by humans, a mirage scene shows various antics the demons did or went through: Blitzo and Liz was choking a humans to death with a rope; Millie and Demmalena was looking around with their camera Blitzo and Liz about to be sucked by their vacuum; Blitzo using his dildo to shove it right into a man and Liz using her dildo shove it right into a woman Millie gets smacked in the head with a walking cane and Demmalena get smacked in the head with a walking sticks Blitzo making a sexy Bethany wink, which attracts Toledo switches to view a hall with six doors, three on either side. Blitzo and Millie run to the door at the middle left; Dolores runs to the door on the lower right. A hot couple and Dolores from the upper right to left, but Dolores stops when she spots Blitzo, Demmalena Liz and Mille riding a cart from the middle left to right, and makes her run to the middle right. Blitzo, Demmalena Liz and Millie run from the lower left to the right with Blitzo and Liz laughing at the food couple. A bald man runs from the upper door. Blitzo and Liz was being chased by Toledo at the middle left to right. Strangely, just as Blitzo Liz and Toledo enter, the food couple was being chased by Blitzo and his vacuum. Millie and Demmalena carry the food cart from above. Dolores runs at the lower left to right. Millie and Demmalena work together and pushes a cart carrying Dolores from lower right to left. The hot guy was being chased by Toledo. The hot woman was being carried by Blitzo and Liz from middle right to left. Millie and Demmalena was chased by the food couple and Dolores lower right to left. The cart pushes itself from upper right to left. A bald guy runs in the middle right to left. The ends with Blitzo Demmalena Liz and Millie bumping into each other from the middle row The humans emerged from the upper and lower doors surrounding the demons before they dogpile onto them, fighting in the cloud, but Millie, Demmalena Liz and Blitzo evades them and runs to where the scene switches to the pool. The humans were chasing them to a dead end with a air duct ventilation. Blitzo knows he cannot fit into the vent if he still wears the vacuum, so he ditches it and throws the vacuum over to Dolores, knocking her down as the demons successfully escape into the air vents they crawl into the air vents, with Demmalena looking more angrier by the second, with Blitzo and Liz following right behind them*
Blitzo: Wow, nice one princess *he checks the dildo for more signs of ghosts, which was clear that it's just a dildo that vibrates and doesn't even work* I think I found the problem though! The readings were coming from above us, so let's get up there and *bump into Demmalena butt when she stopped*oh, ass!
Darcy:*she growls in anger*....mom I know I'm not in a mood to talk with you or Dad right now but can you go ahead I'm having a word with my idiots mates
Mille:*she gulps*sure sweetie
* She pushed past them and went to the left so she could leave them alone Liz look at her worried*
Liz: princess are you doing okay
Darcy:Enough!
*Blitzo nearly drops his dildo and looks at Demmalena*
Blitzo: What?
* Demmalena comes clean and wants to end Blitzo's and Liz ghost hunting shenanigans*
Darcy: I'm done. I don't wanna play ghost hunter with you, and I-
Blitzo: Uh, It's ghost-fuckers.
*Before Blitzo could put back on the Bethany hat, Demmalena grabs it to make them stop*
Darcy: wasn't done! You know, I always love to have fun with you and spending time with you and our mates, and I ain't said boo to you moping around like a sad sack for weeks. But we have bills to pay*shoves the hat back to Blitzo*
So you both look, can go be pathetic and play sex ghosts, if that's what you need to do, but I gotta get this job done!
*Before she could go Liz grab her hand*
Liz: princess I can't leave you alone to do it and the ghosts are real we can fuck them together and plus I still need to keep an eye on you just in case something bad happened to you or you might get hurt again
Darcy:*she glare at her then pulled her hand away from Liz* seriously? Liz, after I went missing I was completely fine. I took care of myself and my friends helped me out along with Shadow if it wasn't for them I would be lost and alone I love you guys but sometimes you stalking me creep me out same joining me in the shower that is all right with but not all the time and you treating me like a little kid and Liz, I love you and all and I know you miss your husband. Hawk stop buying plushies of him and me so now if you excuse me I got job to do and I'm doing it on my own
* Demmalena is done with Blitzo and Liz she crawls to the left where the vents split into threedirections. Blitzo, outraged by Demmalena abandoning them, faces to the right*
Blitzo: Fine! Who needs you anyway!? *Puts the hat back on In a valley accent* Bethany Ghost-Fucker works ALONE!
*With that, Blitzo crawls to the right and they leave Liz all alone she sigh then wipes some tears off her eye*
Liz:*she sigh* well Look like I'm by myself * She crawled to the middle A cockroach scurries around in the vents as she keeps climbing and crawling through the space* can this day get any more worse*she suddenly slips on what appears to be black ectoplasm. She looks at it in disgust*fucking hell That's disgusting* she notices that the vents have more ectoplasm goop oozing around him. Liz slips again, but she crawls through the slime. As he moves, Blitzo stops to hear something very disturbing. Like a true horror movie scene, Liz then notices that the vents were starting to feel upwards until he realize they are moving upwards. She grunts trying to get a good grip, but the slime was so slippery that it's making her slip even more*Ugh, uh, ahh! Oh shit. Shit, shit shit shit. Satan, Satan, Satan. Oh, FUCK!*The vents was becoming more upwards and Liz starts falling down in the vents. With her claws, he manages to hang on to the latches of the vents for sometime*princess I need help! I can't hold on, princess!! Oh, oh fuck me, the hell is that?*The slime makes her lose his grip, and Liz falls over, down into the vents. She screamed as she was falling down in the vents. From the hallway, Demmalena lifts up the vent door and Liz zips right out. She falls over, and realizes that the slime was gone as Demmalena walk away saw her and was angry seeing her after calling her name so many times*princess Did you not hear me calling for help?*When Demmalena was still walking away, Liz gets up and follows her* Princess
* She grabbed her shoulder and turned her around only to face-to-face with Demmalena her eyes were ripped out to bruises all over her body her arm was ripped out and axe on her forehead*
Dead Darcy:*Distorted*You ALWAYS try to help and fail Liz I can't believe I fall in love with someone who is a stupid idiot moron
*As Liz was scared by the sight of her dead Demmalena she push her to the ground with an angry look on her face*
Dead Darcy:So you found a place where the grass is greener
And you jumped the fence to the other side
Is it good?
Are they giving you a world I could never provide?
*She stood up and didn't know what was going on then the door opened and revealed blitzo but he has a broken horns Angel arrow is in his body and blood coming out from his body on blood is everywhere on him*
Dead blitzo:Well I hope you're proud of your big decision
Yeah, I hope it's all that you want and more
Now you're free from the agonizing life you were living before
*Suddenly She was pushed on the floor again. She turned around and saw stolas but he has a half burn face, a blood coming out from his guts where his heart was ripped out*
Dead stolas:And you say what you need to say
So that you get to walk away
It would kill you to have to stay trapped
When you've got something new
Well I'm sorry you had it rough
And I'm sorry I'm not enough
Thank God they rescued you So you got what you always wanted
So you got your dream come true
Good for you
Good for you, you, you
Got a taste of a life so perfect
So you did what you had to do
Good for you
Good for you
*Liz feels tear is coming down. She stood up and began to run away in the hallway as she kept on running she barged into someone she look and saw alastor but Look like he was also dead and angels arrows all over his body*
Dead alastor:Does it cross your mind to be slightly sorry?
Do you even care that you might be wrong?
Was it fun?
Well I hope you had a blast while you dragged princess along
*Then soon Ozzie fizz Shadow and verosika join in but They also look like Dead as well Ozzie with golden arrows piercing her head, body, and arms fizz with his body was burned, his horns were still broken. His tails were missing and he was crawling on the floor because he had no robotic arms and legs shadow with eyes are still red but got black in it and blood everywhere and verosika with purple skin if she was eaten by the Catfish Monster*
Dead Ozzie:And you say what you need to say
Dead fizz:And you play who you need to play
Dead shadow:And if somebody's in your way Crush them
Dead verosika: and leave them behind
* Then soon They all join in*
All of her mates:Well I guess if I'm not of use Go ahead, you can cut me loose
Go ahead now, I won't mind
* Then she heard a familiar voice. She turned around and gasped in horror. She saw her son eagle but his wings was damaged He had blood everywhere. His horn was broken and it's nine till ears and tail was cut off*
Dead eagle:I'll shut my mouth and I'll let you go
Is that good for you?
Would that be good for you, you, you?
* She rush over and was about to hug ego but suddenly she was pushed back by Demmalena and verosika they glare at her*
Dead Darcy and Dead verosika:I'll just sit back while you run the show
Is that good for you?
Would that be good for you, you, you?
Liz:*tears coming down*All I need is some time to think
But the boat is about to sink
Can't erase what I wrote in ink
Tell me how could you change the story?
All the words that I can't take back
Like a train coming off the track
'Cause the rails and my bones all crack
I've got to find a way to
Stop it, stop it! Just let me out!
All of her mates and eagle:So you got what you always wanted
So you got your dream come true
Good for you
Good for you, you, you
Got a taste of a life so perfect
Now you say that you're someone new
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
Good for you
So you got what you always wanted
*Frightened Liz starts running away from the disfigured mates hallucinations. She runs away as fast as she could, trying to get away and out of the hotel. When she turns to a corner she sees her husband hawk down the hall*
Liz:HAWK!*She runs toward him and hugs her husband and he hugs her back*oh hawk I I ... I just had a horrible nightmare
*Liz sobs as hawk caress hwe face before hugging her then it becomes horrific as green flames starts to sprout from her body and then, a malevolent laughter echoes to Liz*
Rolando: *Distorted* This isn't a nightmare, this is your life. And it always will be
*Liz notices that the green flames were spreading, and His glass that once belonged to her husband falls into her hand. Much to his horror, Liz realized that hawk was burning, but he wasn't screaming in agony. he still smiles down at Liz as the flames spread to his hair, and now, he is on fire. But he didn't feel any pain. His body burns to a crisp as her left eyeball falls into Liz's hand.she screamed desperately to save her husband as she held onto his face until it was burning into a skull of what remains of her husband*
Liz:NO! NO, NO, NO HAWK I'M SORRY! HAWK PLEASE I'M SO SORRY!
*It revealed to be a hallucination as her ring was on the floor and Liz was heard screaming in sorrow. Demmalena comes over after hearing her scream to check on her*
Darcy:Liz? Liz!* She spotted her ring on the floor and picks it up. She turns to a hotel room that was slightly open and enters inside. She saw Liz, all huddle to herself, crying*Are you okay?! What happened?
* Demmalena checks on Liz, but she suddenly pushes her away with her makeup now in a complete mess. She is having a mental breakdown after experiencing whatever she went through*
Liz:No, no, don't touch me! I destroy everything, everyo- I-I Will fail to be the overlord. I failed everyone. I should have done something. This is all my fault
*She gets up and moves away to hide behind a bed as Demmalena tries to comfort her mates She sat next to her*
Darcy: not mine
*she sigh Then pulled her on her lap and stroked her head then got an idea popped in her head then sigh again*
Darcy:Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home
Those leaves did grow
From branches overgrown
Drifting slowly down
Resting on the loam
Little soldier boy
Taken from home
Forced to fight a war
That's not his own
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy says
"Carry me home"
Sleeping soldier boy
Is carried home
*While Demmalena sings it was able to calm down Liz when the song ends She lift her head from her lap then sigh Demmalena look at her*
Darcy: feeling better Liz
Liz:*she look at her then wipe her tears* yeah I guess. Thanks princess
* They both stood up and sat on the bed Demmalena Look at Liz with a worried face*
Darcy: Liz, I'm really really worried about you along with our mates You guys haven't been the same ever since I left You know you can talk to me Liz You know that right*she nodded her mean yes* so please Liz what did you saw and tell me what's wrong
Liz:* her tears started to fall down and started crying Then starting yelling* I'M A FAILURE PRINCESS I'M THE WORST OVERLORD EVER I CAN'T MAKE THINGS RIGHT I ALWAYS FAILED TO PROTECT MY SUBJECTS MY SON MY MATES MY HUSBAND AND YOU I WAS SO SCARED OF LOSING YOU GUYS BUT THINGS GOT WAY WORSE WHEN I SAW YOU IN THE HOSPITAL BED IT GOT ME THINKING THAT I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE TO SAVE YOU I MAKE THINGS MORE WORSE WHEN YOU RAN OFF AND DISAPPEARED I WAS SO SCARED IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU LIKE WHAT IF THOSE SELFISH BITCH ANGELS TOOK YOU AWAY FROM US WHAT IF YOU GET KILLED BY YOUR EVIL TWIN WHAT IF.... WHAT IF I COULDN'T SAVE YOU FROM THE EXTERMINATION I JUST CAN'T LOSE YOU NOT AGAIN YOU PRETEND EVERYTHING IS FINE BUT IS NOT FINE I'M NOT FINE I HATE MYSELF PRINCESS I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M WEAK FAILURE AND WORTHLESS I JUST CAN'T GET EVERYTHING RIGHT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE BORN I DON'T DESERVE TO BE AN OVERLORD IF I HAVEN'T BEEN BORN MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE STILL BE ALIVE AND HAWK WOULD HAVE STILL BE ALIVE IF I HAVEN'T TOOK AWAY FROM HIM FROM HEAVEN AND I'M THE WORST MOTHER EVER YOU'RE RIGHT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE FOR MY SON I GUESS WHEN I GOT REALLY UPSET I LOST FOCUS OF LOOKING AFTER HIM I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
* She kept on crying and placed her hands on her face Demmalena was shocked and felt so guilty She felt tears coming down and felt so bad for her Then she pulled Liz into a hug*
Darcy: Liz, you didn't do anything worse. You didn't do anything wrong. You guys mean so much to me I'm so sorry Liz, I didn't mean to made you worry The truth is you're right. Everything is not fine. I shouldn't have pretend everything is fine I also hate myself as well You don't deserve the pain Liz. I do so please stop blaming yourself. All of this wasn't your fault it was sera she's the one who started all of this but if your parents haven't met, you wouldn't be born and hawk wouldn't have met the most beautiful woman of his life and and you wouldn't have a best son who make you happy and we would never have met a beautiful strong Nine-Tailed demon having you is the best thing that ever happened to us I'm so sorry I made you worried. I made you stress of everything that's happening so please stop blaming yourself please. I love you so much Liz. I love you so fucking much I wanted to be with you and our mates. You guys are the best thing that happened to me. I mean it Liz
* She was shocked at what everything Demmalena is saying was true her tears comes down more than hug back Then place her face on her shoulder and keep on crying*
Liz: oh princess I love you too and I love you so fucking much
*They keep on hugging each other while crying then they both pulled away Liz wipes her tears then smiled and Demmalena smile back*,
Darcy:*she sigh* honestly that felt really good to get that out our chest
Liz: yeah same here princess. That felt really good. I'm sorry that I keep stalking you and stalk you at night sometime
Darcy: No Liz I'm the one who should be saying sorry I got you and the other so worried about me. I should have told you I wasn't fine. I just don't want you guys to worry too much. I guess I did though I'm such an idiot
Liz:* She touched her cheek and made her look at her* No princess. You're not you just don't want us to worry too much
Darcy: yeah but still I should have told you but I didn't and I made you stress so much
Liz:* She smiled and kiss her cheek* Princess we all make mistakes even though we tried to hide it but it wasn't helping but when extermination comes we will be ready
Darcy:*she smiled at her* yeah, we will and also, my evil twins spoil me that you're going to propose to me and the other mates
Liz:*She gasp* SHE DID WHAT!?*she growl in anger*that fucking bitch She ruined the surprise when I get my hands on her I'm going to
* She was caught off when Demmalena kiss her lips she gasp then kiss back Then they pulled away*
Darcy: you cute when you get angry. Liz and my answer is yes I will marry you
*Liz gasp Then stood up and lift Demmalena off the bed and twirl around with her then held her into a hug they both chuckled then look at each other*
Liz:oh Princess you made me the most happy Fox in the world but we can get married right after the extermination and also killed those angels bitch
Darcy:*she giggled* agreed* Liz put her down she look at her*Look. What I said earlier, you and blitz just always been so unbothered by everything. Almost bulletproof and, I guess I never realized how much I depended on that. I didn't know how to react to you being reduced to...Bethany. But I should've respected you like you always do for me again I'm sorry
*Liz realized what Demmalena meant, and she knew she was right. She's never been so depressed to revert to something so stupid and takes off the wig*
Liz: better
Darcy: much better
Liz: good
Darcy: now let's get back with the others
*They both left the room and search for blitzo and Millie that kept on searching and searching until they found them they Rush up to them*
Liz:hey guys
* They turn around and saw them blitzo rush up and hug Demmalena and Liz*
Blitzo: thank God you both are okay. Where were you? What happened
Darcy: Will explain later right now We still don't know what this thing is It's the weirdest thing. It's all starting when Liz have a horrible night hallucination
Blitzo:*he gasp* same here. I have a horrible hallucination of my dark past
Darcy: Wait you too
Millie: but thanks to me, I was able to help him to calm down and share the good time in the past
Darcy: That's great to hear and all, but we still don't know who caused the client's death and suddenly you both saw the hallucination of your dark past....wait a minute guys, when you in some kind of horrible nightmare of hallucination, do you hear some kind of voice in your head
Liz:*she gasp* now you mention it. I did but It sounds very familiar
Blitzo: same here. I heard the voice in my head as well. Honestly he sounds like....Rolando
Darcy:Rolando?* She think for a moment*wait a minute I think Rolando is the one behind all this
Millie: What do you mean sweetie
Darcy: think about it guys. He's the only one who knew around this place in the hotel but when he said he didn't know who killed them, he was lying Then when we walked away, he smirked evil, very dark evil and when he took out the picture of the clients that got killed in this place I look closely and there was a date on it. It was a day he took them right after they got killed. So that means he killed them before he took the picture of them and pretended he was innocent
Blitzo: Wait a minute princess if he was the one who killed them, how did he made hallucination gas or something
Darcy:hmmmm I don't think so No human can use the power of hallucination unless maybe he's not a human what if He's a demon
Liz: Princess if he's a demon, why couldn't I sense any demon here and what kind of demon is he
Darcy:hmmmm I think I know why you couldn't sense the demon somehow. This place must be a block. Some kind of power sense to make sure he wasn't a demon and The only demon who can have the power of hallucinations of nightmares is*she gasp*Infestor Demon
Blitzo:Infestor Demon? What's that?
Darcy:It's a demon who comes to Earth and tries to fuck with someone's mind and even make them kill themselves or somebody else That's why our client got confused and thought She saw a ghost but it wasn't a ghost. It was her own nightmare of someone she lost and that's why you both have those hallucinations nightmares to make you feel guilty and he knows of your greatest fear
Millie: but if he knows who we are, how did he recognize us in our disguise
Darcy:hmmmm maybe he was hired by someone. Someone who knows us someone must have told him about your both greatest fear and tried to get rid of us
Blitzo: but who could it be sera or lute
Darcy:* she'd think for a moment* No, it couldn't be them....wait a minute The only demons know about you too is me and*she gasp*oh no Evil Darcy
*Just then, they heard a creepy spooky voice echoing in the hallways.*
Rolando: So-ho. Figured it out, have you?
Evil Darcy: so my goody two shoes twin figure it out all by herself hey idiot, take care of them
Rolando: with pleasure
* For that evil Demmalena disappeared Blitzo Demmalena Liz and Millie turn to the source, getting ready to fight whomever they're facing*
Darcy:So you're the reason for killing guests right?
*At the end of the hallways, Rolando appears before them with an evil grin. The lights flickered once before Rolando disappeared from the scene. The lights then go out as Rolando comes up in a close-up horror scene*
Rolando: A bit out of your depth, aren't you little ones?
* Rolando retreats into the darkness with his form slowly revealing himself, an infestor demon, had the appearance of a tall, spindly, fish-themed demon who closely resembled an eel, with grayish-turquoise skin, silver-ish light green fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth.His attire was a uniform that consists of a dark gray-purple waistcoat over a black-green collared shirt, dark gray fingerless gloves, black dress pants that have a gray-purple gradient, and black dress shoes. He also wore pointed, yellow-framed visors with lenses that have an orange tint*
*The lightbulbs break, and more break as the shadow force comes to destroy them, heading toward Millie Demmalena Liz and Blitzo They run away when the shadows start to come close with Rolando's shadow figure chasing after them. Rolando's evil laughter echoes as he comes closer to the demons, and more ectoplasm slime races behind them*
Blitzo: Damn our tiny fucking legs!
*With each light breaking, Rolando's shadow figure comes popping every time, and then*
Rolando: You know my secret, I guess you gotta die like all the reeest!
*Rolando's shadow grabs hold of Blitzo's shadow leg, making him fall. Millie and Liz turn and try to help, but Rolando grabs them and throws them aside*
Darcy:Let them go!*she is charging towards Rolando his shadow slaps Demmalena away sending her flying backward to the wall*Ugh my face.
*As Blitzo recovers, an invisible force levitated him over and throws the demon over to the wall, crashing him through several hotel rooms before landing near the pool. Blitzø grunts and coughs as he sees Rolando in his true form: a tall, spindly, fish-themed eel demon with shades of teal and green, silvery fins, yellow eyes with no irises or pupils, and a mouth full of sharp teeth*
Rolando: Oh, this is fun! laughs
*Rolando stomps Blitzo in the face, holding him down to kill him. Before he can Liz suddenly appears and kicks Rolando hard enough to crash him into a hole on the wall.*
Blitzo: Nice one babe
*However, Rolando escaped and is in the pool. He props himself out, angered by the demon girl*
Rolando: No thatta, bitch!
*Rolando leaps over, but Millie dodges him. Three against one, Rolando attacks Millie Liz and Blitzo. Despite being three to one, Rolando is easily overpowering them with him kneeing Blitzo before kicking him down. When Millie tries to punch him, Rolando backflips and kicks Millie down too. He tries to stomp Blitzo, but he dodges leaving only crator. Liz kicks at Rolando but he caught her Millie and Blitzo, throwing them over to the pool*
Darcy:Guys!*she demonic glares at Rolando*You fucking Psychopathic Bastard!
Rolando:* laughing *You call yourselves assassins!
*Rolando then destroys all the lights in the ceiling, and then knocks Millie Liz and Blitzo and Demmalena down with his powers. The lights sparked above as Rolando then decides to choose which demon he can get into*
Rolando: Eenie, meenie, miny...mo.
*Rolando levitates and then zooms right into Blitzo's head, knocking him out with an electrical shock before Blitzo goes unconscious*
Darcy: BLITZ NO!
*fixes itself to reveal that Blitzo is chained to a movie theater chair. He struggles to get out of the chains when Rolando emerges from his body and sadistically licks his neck*
Rolando: Welcome to the show, asshole* exits out of Blitzo and swirls around in his goo form before reemerging at the back seat behind Blitzo. The movie camera from the back turns on to start playing a memory movie* I hear this one's a real titillator.
*The movie starts to play in 3.2.1. before showing the first scene of when Blitzo's carnival was set on fire. It was from Blitzo's POV where he tried to enter the fire to find his mother, only to see what remains was her necklace, and then it switches to Blitzo's father, Cash Buckzo, hitting him for starting the fire. The more Blitzo sees this, the more he starts to tear up, struggling to break out of his chains before the movie shows him the aftermath of the fire where Fizzarolli is in a hospital bed with Cash in the picture and then shows a memory when blitzo every imps blaming him for starting the fire at the circus The scene then switches to the happy couple moments between Moxxie and Millie, showing how envious he is for them Rolando, wanting to see Blitzo suffer more, uses his powers to summon more chains to tie up Blitzo's horns up, and then holds his eyes open to force him to keep watching everything from Loona's anger towards him to memories of Stolas and Liz from The Full Moon to Apology Tour that almost end of their relationship until the scene cuts back to Demmalena In reality, Millie Liz and Demmalena went to check on the unconscious Blitzo*
Millie: Blitzo!
Darcy: blitz Are you okay? Speak to us
Liz: blitz please wake up
*Back in Blitzo's mindscape, Rolando was ticked that Millie Demmalena and Liz are trying to stop him from possessing Blitzo, and thought of an idea of getting rid of them mostly*
Rolando: Looks like someone's trying to ruin our good time.
*Ronaldo cackles as he disappears into the flood of goo and smoke that start to fill up the auditorium. Blitzo struggles to break free as the smoke comes closer to him, suffocating his lungs until the smoke completely takes over Back to reality, Blitzo's eyes opened, only to reveal that the imp is already possessed by Rolando with the same color eyes
Liz: babe thank God you're awake Are you oka-AHH!
*Liz was punched right in the face, sending her flying backwards to a support beam*
Darcy: LIZ! What the hell*she tries to check on Blitzo as she reaches her hand towards him but she gets startled as she noticed Blitzo's sudden yet strange movement as if he was trying to stand up*blitz
*Millie and Liz looks up and sees that Blitzo is now possessed, and he props himself up with bone cracking*
Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Oh the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!*Millie then ducks away as the Rolando-possessed Blitzo headbutts her, but he hits the support beam instead*I'm in his mind, bitch, I see everything.*he grabs Millie and Liz with his tail and knocks them down Every thought, every opinion, and boy- roundhouse kicks Millie's and Liz legs, causing them to fall down*he have some nasty shit to say about you
*With a maniacal laughter, Rolando-possessed Blitzo*
*He headbutts them to knock them back before grabbing their wrist and throws them across the pool to the other side*
Darcy:LIZ MOM! Damn you bastard!
*Charging towards Rolando-possessed Blitzo but got caught on her neck*
Rolando-possessed Blitzo: How about being a little good princess and staying out of this
*He throws Demmalena at the wall, causing her wince in pain at the impact*
Darcy: *pain grunts* fuck That hurts. Blitz!
*Blitzo, watching the whole thing, was begging Rolando to stop hurting Millie Liz and Demmalena*
Blitzo: No, STOP! PRINCESS LIZ!
*Rolando reappears before Blitzo again*
Rolando: Your level of insecurity is intoxicating. I can't wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit.
*Back to the fight, the Rolando-possessed Blitzo jumps into the pool before resurfacing in front of Millie and Liz*
Rolando-possessed Blitzo: He thinks you're a brute! crashes Millie to a support beam*Rolando-possessed Blitzo leaps over and twists himself around the support beam to double-kick Millie and Liz*Too stupid to do anything but kill!Rolando tries to axe-kick Millie and Liz jumps up to kick them, but he misses*You never should've left the farm! And you will always fail just as you fails to save your husband or save your worthless mates you will always be a failure You're nothing but a backwards, punch filthy, punch inbred, punch lowborn, fucking hick! punch
*Rolando-possessed Blitzo throws a final Liz intercepts his fist with ease, unfazed by any of his words. Suddenly, she chuckled chuckles with amusement. Now that the Rolando-possessed Blitzo is done with his stupid monologue, it's her turn to give him a beating*
Liz:Ya done?
Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Excuse me?
*Liz kicks his legs to make him fall, and then grabs his wrist before twist to pin the Rolando-possessed Blitzo down holding both arms and stomping him to the ground*
Rolando-possessed Blitzo: Nobody cares about you or what you want, they're too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist.
Liz: Now look here, combover. You may think you know everything, but you missed two. One: your words don't mean shit to me, and two: Blitzo can handle this you want to know why because because he's a most strong brave imp I know and he has a good heart so you don't know nothing about him*As payback, Liz punches the Rolando-possessed Blitzo in the face, meaning that whatever pain Blitzo feels, it's inflicted onto Rolando too*So buckle up, buttercup!
*With that, Liz throws the Rolando-possessed Blitzo over to the wall and starts beating the living dead shit out of the Rolando-possessed Blitzo. With every pain she inflicts, Rolando can feel it when he's possessing Blitzo, and beats him up more until he's swollen from the face with bruises and a black-eye. Liz then grabs the Rolando-possessed Blitzo and throws him over her shoulder before delivering a kick to the chin upwards, sending him flying over until he lands at the edge of the pool with his head halfway to the water*Rolando couldn't take it anymore and vomits himself out of Blitzo's mouth into the pool. Blitzo blinks, now back in full control, as his eyes revert back to normal as Millie and Demmalena quickly join Liz side*
Blitzo: Ugh, good work babe*Liz didn't hear him, and punches him right in the eye, making him grunt in pain*OH-HO! AH FUCK, IT'S ME!
*Liz realizes that Blitzo is back to normal.]
Liz Oh! Shit, sorry!
Darcy:* She pulled him into a hug *blitz You're okay
Millie:*she chuckles*Good to have you back, boss.
*Rolando then crawls back up to the deck, beaten up by Liz*
Rolando: You little ass plugs are done for. You're dead, Bethany! And your little Princess pet, too
Darcy:*she glare at him*I'm no pet you ugly fish.
*Blitzo, angered by Rolando for tormenting him with all the awful memories, gets on his feet and walks toward him, grabbing the vacuum from the ground*
Blitzo: Well that's where you're wrong. I ain't Bethany Ghost-Fucker. Tonight I'm Blitzo DEMON-DICKER!*As payback for possessing him, Blitzo swings the vacuum across and smacks Rolando in the face to send him into the pool. Rolando resources after noticing that the swing didn't even hurt him much, and gestures "What the fuck?" to the imps because the pool is his advantage.Blitzo then realized he still has a vacuum in his hand, and simply drops it before kicking it into the pool. The vacuum short-circuits, causing electricity crackling through the waters. Rolando realized that he's still in the water, but it was too late. The electrical currents shocks him painfully. Rolando screams in agony as he was electrocuted to death. His yellow-framed visors breaks, and his eyes exploded with the goo of his blood from his eye sockets. His screams turns distorted as Rolando was killed by the electric pool. His scream dies off, and his body sinks into the pool*And THAT'S how you get GHOST-FUCKED!!
Liz:Let's go home.
Blitzo: Yeah, fuck hotels.
*Blitzo kicks the double doors, and the imps leave the electrified pool Demmalena gives a sweatdrop when Blitzo gives an insult about hotels*
Darcy: blitz Don't say that or else Charlie will murder you if you insult her hotel
*With their mission accomplished, Millie Liz Demmalena and Blitzo can finally return home. The morning sun rises over them as they are trying to unbury the van and push it to get it going. They didn't realize that one of the bones was stuck in the rear wheel, jamming their van*
Darcy:That went pretty well right?
Blitzo: Yup, fucking worth it. That fish dickhole had it coming.*to Millie*So I'm your best friend, huh?
Millie: What do you think?
Blitzo: I think...I- I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck
Millie: That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?
Blitzo: No*he climbs up on his van and looks down*
Darcy:I'm glad you did the right thing babe* Demmalena Millie and Liz climb up to join him* I really made you and our worry much didn't I
Blitzo: I guess.
Darcy: I'm sorry I made you guys worried
Blitzo: Ah, don't sweat it, princess I'll try to get it over this so-called "worry" asap
Liz:same here
Darcy:Thanks I'm glad to hear it.
Millie: Sooo, you gonna keep stalking us all the time?
Blitzo: Well you know, your husband is still a little fuckable.
Darcy: I wonder how Dad is doing with Loona.
Millie: Yeah, he is. I hope he's doing okay
Darcy:*she sigh then look at her* Mom, I know you and Dad didn't mean to keep the secret from me, but I'm still pretty mad of you for doing that
Millie: I know sweetie and I'm so sorry we should have told you sooner. I guess we were so happy to have you that we almost forgot after you ran off. I was so scared of something happened to you same as Moxxie He won't stop putting up missing poster of you. So please don't run off again and please try to talk with us when you're ready okay
Darcy:*she sigh then smiled* okay then Mom I try and for now on no more secrets okay
Millie:okay sweetie
* They pulled each other a hug Liz and blitzo smiled then joined in*
Darcy: You're right Mom. I hope Dad is doing okay I wonder what he's doing now
*back to the office in Hell.The transition cuts back to Moxxie making another horrendous math calculation. He was focusing on the paper that he realized he finally solved the math equation to their financial problems*
Moxxie: I did it? I did it!*He grabs the paper with happiness that made him cry in joy. He was having a supposedly happiest moment when the background turned all heavenly sobbing*I finally figured it out!
*The moment was then cut short when Loona came over to check over the work. Surprisingly, Loona is smart enough to even know complex mathematics despite her cynical and choleric attitude and points at the paper to reveal one mistake*
Loona: You uh...You forgot to carry the two there
*Moxxie looks back to check, and Loona was right; he did forget to carry the 2 to the equation, which means Moxxie will have to start all over again. Moxxie snaps and goes into a complete mental breakdown. He drops the paper and then douses everything in the office from the table to the papers with gasoline to light it and possibly the entire building on fire now that I.M.P is going to be bankrupt anyways Loona rolls her eyes in annoyance and picks up Moxxie before he can do any more damage. She places Moxxie, who was still in a breakdown, in front of a tv wrapped in a blanket and a bowl of ice cream on him to calm him down while she fixes the seemingly impossible financial math equation. Moxxie focuses on the tv showing the porn movie: Ghost Fuckers. The title was in a horror theme genre*
TV Narrator: Now back to Ghost Fuckers, second title card revealed in a dramatic theme The Musicaaaal!
*Turns out, this version is called "Ghost Fuckers: The Musical" which is a part of the "Ghost Fucker" porn movie series but it's a musical theme subgenre similar to a cheesy television film where everyone annoyingly sings in every random note and lines.Moxxie gasps in excitement that it's a musical,*
*meanwhile back at heaven Evil Demmalena Saw everything that happened in the hotel she growl in anger Then started wrecking the office She broke the chairs then the table and smash the TV in half and throw it straight to the window*
Evil Darcy:*I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT HE FAILED HOW COULD HE BE BEATEN BY THREE PATHETIC IMPS AND ONE NINE TAIL FOX OVERLORD SO THAT MEANS I FAILED I NEED TO THINK SOMETHING FAST BEFORE SERA AND LUTE GET RID OF ME*she sigh*but how* Then she got an idea. She opened the portal to hell and went straight to it. She went inside Millie and moxxir place She looked around to see if she can find any more secrets of them. All she can find is pictures clothes His stupid guitar and everything she sigh* this place is a junk. Is there any more secret that they keep from Pathetic imp* She opened the draw and found A book. She picked it up and saw it was moxxie diary keep out especially blitzo She opened the book and looked through the pages until she stop and saw something very interesting she smirks evil*oooh this is very interesting that she doesn't know about and boy they will be more in trouble than stealing the knowledge Apple I'll keep this with me just in case then soon I will get rid of that princess once and for all
*She laughed evil like a crazy psycho then place the diary in her bag then reopen the portal and fly straight back to heaven*
To be continued
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