Hello, everyone!

This is your captain, Henny, speaking.

Welcome to Madwoman Airlines!

Our destination for our summer 2024 getaway special will be a fabulous trip to the glories of the Great Below!

           We should expect some crazy turbulence on the way from whatever storms Lucifer and his devil royals are cooking in the Underworld. For our insomniacs and paranormal enthusiasts, there's a chance we might bump into some angels and other heavenly faculty members from G.O.D. and ghost hunters from our own human world in action.

         We also have some special people on this flight with us! So, let's give them a warm welcome!

          In the front seat of economy is our super-hot main protagonist, our spicy and a-little-too-adventurous-for-her-own-good Jazlin Fordsman!

        It's great to see you on board with us today. All the best with the bounty hunters after your throat and remember all blood stain removals will be billed accordingly.

         Now, in first class is her dashing lead with a big head and a bigger heart made of steely-armored marshmallows, Crown Prince Desvaldo Ira of the Iram kingdom!

         Here's a fun fact: his glorious nation that has more citizens in anger management classes than in school! It's an honor to have you on this flight, your highness. I and Miss Fordsman will do our best to keep you alive as well!

          For more information on synopsis, the book's theme song and so forth, please look through our pamphlet pages!

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          All snacks are on the house (since they all cause second-degree burns). So, fasten your seatbelts, ladies and gentlemen. Remember, this is a one-person cabin crew, and for an extra price, we offer helmets and serve nuts... lots of them.

          In the case of emergencies, it's each man for themselves, but we do have provide free parachutes. So, I hope you have good insurance and have said farewell to your loved ones  — and your poor lungs!

         Again, this is your lovely captain, cabin crew, and author speaking, and I hope you enjoy this flight to hell! I also hope you brought lots of sunscreen because we are carrying Hell's Hottest Delivery! Thank you for choosing to fly with me!

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