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*a wild Harry appears!

Sirius: Lily, deery, I would ask you on a date, but I'm afraid I might be barking up the wrong bone!
Sans: I'm so proud... but still... who the hell is this guy?

*the Wolfstar fanart fills you with determination

VOLDIMORT WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Okay, let me get sirius real quick.... it's okay to ship yourself and like 200000 other guys right?

*MTT and Papy are sitting on the beach watching the ships come into the harbour*
Papyrus: look, Mettaton! Here comes the Remus x Tonks ship! I heard the new captain is Teddy.
MTT: sorry, can't see it behind the S.S. Wolfstar.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDD end of spoof. You like?