Randomly commented on one of my books by: _A_Human_Being_

Harper: Do I even have to explain?

Draco: What's f*****g with your head, Harper?

Harper: Drock.

Draco: Drock?

Harper: Draco and a rock.

Draco: *vomits in a trashcan* EW! WTF FANDOM!

Harry: Malfoy and a rock, kissing in a tree! We're V-O-M-I-T-I-N-G!

Hermione and Harper: *laugh and clap*

Neville: *laughs*

Fred and George: *chanting* RIP IT! RIP IT!

Neville: WTF! WTF!

Luna: WTF! WTF!

Ginny: WTF! WTF!

Blaise: WTF! WTF!

Ron: WTF! WTF!

Hermione: WTF! WTF!

Harper: WTF! WTF!

Draco: *rolls eyes* WTF! WTF!

Harry: WTF! WTF!

Draco: *glares at Harry* May be the last time I agree with you, POTTER.

Harry: Stop saying my name like that, Malfoy, you're spitting my face.

Draco: Exactly my intentions, POTTER.

Everyone: NO! JUST NO!

I'm ashamed of the fandom sometimes. This is one of them.

I do respect Drock shippers though, trust me. We all do, we just rip it and think it's strange.

Have any more ships for us to react to? Comment them here.

Anyone I should torture individually with an Ask Or Dare book made specially for them? Comment who here.

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~Harper Willow Granger.