Requested by: zohaven

Harper: Okay... this isn't Game of Thrones.

Hermione: What's making you say that?

Harper: I got a request for Bellatrix x Sirius.

Hermione: But they're cousins....

Draco: At least that's better than her banging Tom!

Hermione: Voldetrix is perfect though!

Harper: I always thought it was Bellamort...

Neville: It's both.

Sirius: Okay. I'm not dating Bellatrix. Ewwww.

Bellatrix: I'm not dating Sirius; he's a blood traitor!

Remus: *facepalm* Nope nope nope!

Harper: We don't ship it. Sorry to those who ship it.

Luna: Yup we definitely rip it.

Neville: Yup.

Ginny: YUP!

Harper: YUP!

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