Hellur Mis Tortugitas !

I'm an ass shovel -_- And ik you're thinking, "Wtf is an ass shovel ?" Well I got a new phone and ALL it wants to do is correct me !! I meant to say asshole but I'm starting to like Ass Shovel ^.^

Yeah so I'm an ass shovel for not updating but I've been on a HUGE writers block for this part of the story and I'm finally working the kinks !

#AssShovel

But this chappy is a little different because we have another BIRTHDAY CHAPPY

IT'S MISSY NAIKE BOO'S BDAY !! I've said happy birthday millions of times today but now I'm saying it a millionth and one >:)

So enjoy le chappy and just live your live my Ass Shovels !!

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Selena and the AroGazos went out for din-din at an Outback that Christmas night

Cerena was their waitress

*sniff sniff* You could smell the beef between them in the air.

Selena meets an old friend working at The Outback who was actually the manager and had a crush on her

Hulk Hunter starts to show a bit *smirky smirk*

Selena fakes like Cerena was out to get her but in reality she set the whole thing up

Now they're leaving the restaurant

Song of the chappy:

Avicii~ Hey Brother

Enjoy ;)

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Selena~~

I nuzzled my face deeper into my arms trying to savor the warmth it brought to me. I caressed my cheek on the sides of my arm as I buried my face deeper into the warm pleasure. The nuzzling childish sleepy look on my lips slowly dropped into a confused frown. Damn... I needa shave. My arms are furrier then a blow dried kitten. I now carefully caress my cheek against my arm... Okay now I know this doesn't feel like an arm. I drowsily blinked my eyes open to see I wasn't cuddling with my arm; it was a ginormous and fluffy limonade green blanket.

I sat up rubbing my eyes like a tired toddler trying to take everything in. I was in a emerald green colored room with a mahogany tar black dresser, a trophy case built on the wall, and a flat screen TV hanging dead directly in the bed's direction.

I know this booger green room all too well, I know where I am.

The bed creaked as I lifted myself up off of it towards the door. Pacing my way towards the visible main staircase, I trotted downstairs and walked straight to the kitchen.

The same light caramel skinned skyscraper heighted friend was multitasking his way around the kitchen; the scent of applewood bacon and scrambled eggs sashayed around my nostrils practically begging for my attention.

"Hey Sel" greeted Mo without even glancing up at me.

I scratched the back of my neck still halfway asleep and yawned, "Hey Mo"

"Sleeping Beauty has finally awaken" he smirked with his dimples bragging to the world on the side of his cheeks.

I just walked up to him and pinched his soft cheeks. I gave it a little reassuring friendly pat and pulled myself up to one of the stools in the kitchen island.

"So why are you up so early Mo ?" I pondered.

"I was gonna ask the same thing. The way you were last night I thought you would've at least looked half as worse."

I scrunched my face confusingly, "What's that supposed to mean ?"

"Go look at your face. You look like a hot mess. When Hunter dropped you off you were already asleep and messed up" he smirked as he poured the egg batter onto the pan.

Without hesitation I sprinted towards the bathroom and table flipped the lights on. O-M-F-G.

"MO !!" I roared, "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME I LOOKED LIKE ICEJJFISH !!!!!!" I heard his hysterical laughs in an echo through his empty house. Ugh, stupid asshole.

My once natural curly hair was now sticking up like it as doing the Nae Nae while the curls had transformed into some kind of Creature From The Naps Lagoon. I immediately started patting it down like it was a fire. I know I don't care about my looks like others but I at least have to be presentable.

Don't judge.

Eventually my plans had halfly worked so I shrugged it off and tied it into a messy bun (thank God for always having one on my wrist) I paced my way back to the kitchen to see Mo sitting on the kitchen island twiddling his thumbs away on his phone while taking a sip from his glass of milk.

"Eww Mo. Why milk ?" I scooted my butt back onto the stool and grabbed my plate.

"Because I like milk for my meals"

"That's the white in you"

"Whatever Selena"

I grinned deviously and grabbed the bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice on the counter.

"Not cold OJ right ?"

"Nope, just the way you like it. Outside feels cold but the actual taste is moderate room-ish temperature"

I grinned and nodded in appreciation; he knows me like a book. I prayed for our meals

{A/N I haven't really put much religion in this book and idrk everybody's religions so please don't be mad on this little religious part. Okay thanks}

And we both dug into our food. I scooped up a bit of my omelet and took a bite. I moaned in the pleasurable taste of the egg, cheese, and green peppers. Mo smirked and took a bite of his omelet as well. As much as I hate to say it, Mo is a better cook then I am.

We sat there for a while in silence, not an awkward silence but a comfortable silence. The sound of our chews and utensils was the main noises and clinks through the house.

I glanced up at Mo to see him looking off into the distant window just observing the outside world. His boyishly-long eyelashes and glass clear eyes shined from the morning sun's reflection. His jaw was clenched as he thought more to himself. I genuinely smiled to myself just seeing my old friend from a little boy to the person he is today.

I cocked my arm back and gave a crucially loud smack to his right cheek. I guess it took him a second to take in everything that happened and process it because he had his mouth hanging open and his hand cupping his freshly smacked cheek.

I clutched my stomach and bended over almost tumbling to the ground laughing hard.

"Wipe that light skin look off your face ! You look like a you're a model for a Drake sponsored magazine ad !!"

He just rubbed his cheek and gave me a dirty look, "Well maybe I got my light skin look from... Hmm I don't know, genetics Selena !"

"Nah you probably got it from Light Skin academy" I laughed harder banging my fist on the table.

"That slap hurt Sel what the hell" he said trying to be serious but ended up sound like he was stifling back a laugh too.

I stood up, grabbed both and stack both of our plates, and just noogied Mo's head.

"Look I'm sorry, I'll wash the dishes then, okay ? Mr. Light Skin ? Mr. Squinted Eyes ? Mr. No Follow Back ?"

He just snorted and rubbed his head. I flicked the faucet on and began scrubbing away.

"So how was last night's dinner Sel ?" he asked while taking a sip of his milk from behind me.

Dinner ? What dinner ? It took me a second to think back to last night and let all memories slip back in. An evil smile creeps up on my just thinking about sweet revenge.

"Oh, it was peachy"

"Coolio" he responded like he wasn't even bother by my response.

I looked back over my shoulder "You know, getting people fired and all. No big deal. No big dealio"

He stopped drinking his milk and looked at me in utter shock.

"Hold on, you did what to who's job Selena ?"

The evil smile was back, "I kinda maybe got the waitress who waited our table fired"

"Woah Sel, why the hell would you even do that ??"

"Oh that waitress was a blonde bimbo bitch who likes to deteriorate peoples lives slowly yet surely by bringing them down"

He nearly leaped out of the chair and rushed over to the sink, "Holy shit. You didn't."

"Oh but I did"

"Since when did Cerena actually work at Outback ?"

"How did you know it was Cerena ? I didn't even say it was her"

He smirked and grabbed one of the plates to dry, "You had me at blonde bimbo"

I chuckled and continued to wash up the last of the dishes as Mo dried them.

BUZZ BUZZ

"Lemme get that" he stammered. He literally chucked the plate into my slippery hands and dashed over to his phone. The fine china slipped, slid, and did acrobatic moves in the air until I finally had a stable grip on the plate and was secure that I had it.

I glanced over to see Mo smiling into his phone and typing back.

Holy shit.

"Oh my God Mo. Who is she ?" I blurted out. He gave me a confused look as he set the phone back on the island.

"Who's who ?"

I dropped the plate into the sink and darted over towards him pointing my finger.

"Oooooh Mo !!! I know that look in you eyes when you hear, see, speak, or even THINK about some girl you like ! Who is she ?!?!"

He jus waved me off and led me back to the sink.

"It's nobody Sel; gosh you always wanna investigate things" he grabbed the fork from the sink, "You act like I'm in some kingdom performing acts of high trea-"

BUZZ BUZZ

We both froze in place. I looked at his phone and back at him. He looked at his phone then back at me.

I gradually lowered my hands to drop the spoon and run but Mo had already pushed himself towards his phone. I threw the spoon and sprinted past Mo.

"Selena !!" he shouted as he chased behind me. I swooped up the phone and took off running faster.

"YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALI-" I was hollering until I didn't see the coffee table in his living room and front flipped my fat ass straight to the ground.

I grunted in pain for my upper arm and squirmed around in reaction to the pain. Instead of hearing Mo helping me; I hear his roars of laughter in the middle of the hall. He was leaning on the wall with his arm supporting him up.

"S-s-s-Selena !! You-you-you- bahahahahaha !!!!"

I scrunched my face and dusted myself off. Uh, fuck him.

I casually stuck my hands behind my back and tiptoed past Mo trying to get to safety.

"Oh no you don't ! Gimme my phone Sel !!!" He sounded threatening like.

"Oh shi-" I sprinted down the halls of his house with him behind my trail.

"When I get my hands on you Selena !!!!"

I turned a corner and sprinted up the stairs, "Eww Mo ! I didn't know you wanted me that bad. Too bad though, I have Hunter and I don't do side hoes !!!"

I finally made it up the steps and dove into the bathroom by his room. I smashed the door locked and laid my head back on the door. My breath was heavy and I couldn't feel my freaking chest.

"God damn I'm outta shape" I noted to myself as I slid down the door sitting on my butt.

Out of no where a loud boom erupts from the door, "SELENA !! OPEN THE DOOR !!!" Mo yelled while banging the door with (probably his fist).

"SCA-REW. Y-OU !!" I yelled back. I glanced down at the phone. It was the moment of truth. The moment of whether or not I will know this mystery crush of Mo's. The moment t- Wait, I don't even know if it's a girl or not.

"Mo !" I yelled through the door.

"What ?" he yelled back with the obvious agitation in his voice.

"Are you secretly gay behind my back ?"

"Selena what the hell kinda que-"

"I'M JUST KIDDING !!!" I cut him off before he could rant on and on to me. Okay, maybe I wasn't kidding but that's not the point !

Now was the time of truth. I pushed down on the lock screen button and there was the message:

Kik

Lizzie Snow: lol shut up Mo!

"MAURICE KRISTOPHER MOTHERFUCKING LONDON !!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!!!" I squealed like a fangirl and pounded my fist against the door, "HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON ?!?!"

Nothing but empty silence filled my ears.

"Oh noooooooo !!! Answer me Maurice !! I will Kik her back !"

"No !! Selena chill !!!! Don't even do it !"

"Answer my question then dammit !!!"

He sighed deeply. I hear a little thud on the door and a sliding noise against its oak exterior. Mo's probably on the other side sitting too.

"Look okay, the day we set up for your party; I kinda-sorta-maybe-"

"Stop stalling ass shovel and get to the point !"

"OKAY ! Well I started to realize how nice and pretty she is. And she's smart and speaks her mind and has a nice a-"

"Okay not that many details" I shuddered at his perverted little mind.

"So how are you gonna approach this matter Mo ?" I asked as I twiddled my thumbs away on his phone.

"I don't even know to be honest. In starting to really like her but I don't want to also ruin a good friendship" I could hear his plea for help and desperation in his voice.

"Well," I started, "Maybe try to hang out with her. Get to know her more"

"And how do I even do that Selena ? This isn't some fantasy where we instantly fall in love and live happily ever crap like that" I chuckled at his innocence, "This is real life. Selena, I don't even know what I wanna do with my life so how am I supposed to know what to do with a beautiful girl like Lizzie ?"

He sighed deeply as I heard his head gently lay on the door, "I don't wanna screw things up with her. I really do want to know her more but don't seem desperate. I really do want her Selena. I want to be there to see her in the mornings, to give her my jersey's to wear for the soccer games" He laughed lightly, "I might even be okay with buying her pads and chocolates when necessary"

I laughed myself too. Mo has it bad for Lizzie. Really bad. I've gotta help him; he needs it.

I stood up and opened up the bathroom door. Mo turned to look at me desperately needing my help.

"Well look Mo. Even if you're okay with pads and tampons and Hershey's cookies and creme bars," he smiled, "I think you should take it slow."

I stuck out my hand and helped him up off the ground, "Now for starters, put on a shirt." He looked down at his bare chest, "Take a shower and find something nice to wear"

"Why ?" He asked.

"Because you and Lizzie are going to a petting zoo together duh ? The one down in Takoma Park."

I pressed the phone on his bare chest, "Let's just say Mo had a little conversation with Lizzie while I was in the bathroom"

His face automatically changed from surprised to almightily grateful. He indulged me into a humongous bear hug as he nuzzled his head in my hair.

"Thank you Selena" he said joyfully.

"No problem Mo. I'll always be here for my brother"

"And I'll always have my sister's back"

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Whatcha think of the chappy ?? And what did you think of the #So moments ^.^ ! Not like relationship but best friend wise. It's the typical friendship everyone loves.

Well Imma cut this short because I have school tomorrow ! Like frfr this is why I update on weekends; I have no type of energy on a Wednesday. Who tf has a energy on Wednesday ? Wednesday is such an irrelevant day xD

Nah but enjoy your weeks and have a lovely rest of your night <3

So for now Mis Tortugitas

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