1- He only wrote a couple of good songs
2- Why is he so quiet ?
3- what's going in with his moustache ?
4- The Dark horse album was crappy and rushed .
5- ew look at his teeth
6- he might as well be a skeleton , he's so skinny !
7- John Lennon was a better guitarist
8- isn't he dead ?
9- he's such a pig ! He never stops eating
10- why doesn't he smile ?
11- you would seriously date this guy ?!

Say any of these to me and you might want to start thinking about what your last words will be !