Ahem

First order of business, the humans of planet Earth have been eating the offspring of our brave ancestors who came to this planet. It seems the (clearly superior) creatures here have accepted their fate however, and are content on being eaten.

Let us all have a moment of silence...😐

Now that that's out of the way, since the creatures here want to be eaten, we won't be trying to save them. Instead, we will be taking over planet Earth, and I shall be your ruler.

You may be wondering why we're doing this, if not for the other food people? Well the answer's simple, really, it's to avenge our ancestors!