WHEN I FOUND OUT APHMAU HAS A BACKPACK AND LUNCHBOX FOR SALE,

"MOM MOM!!"

"What Abby?!"

"I WANT THESE FOR WHEN I GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL!!"

"We'll see!"

20 minutes later I was looking all around for my mom, until I found her

"Mom, it's 55$ for both...one is $20.00, one is $35.00"

"Ummmm"

"Maybe it can be my VERY EARLY birthday present!"

"Maybe"

"REALLY?!"

"I said maybe?"

"BUT YOU DIDNT SAY NO"

"GOD DAMMNIT ABBY!!"