When the main character is some extremist and is good at everything.

"Coming babe." I yelled as I finished cooking our five course meal, teaching our baby judo, writing a new song, cleaning our 5 story mansion, went scuba diving, became a mermaid and did a 360 on an underwater ramp.

Damn girl, I can't even make hot water. Believe me, my cousins and I set a kettle on fire. It wasn't electric