I was trying to do a cartwheel in the kitchen while making mug cakes and landed in a way where all my body weight was put on my right thumb.

You know how people can stretch their thumb all the way to their wrist? well, I can't and that happened so I dislocated the bottom joint of my right thumb and did some damage to the muscle too?? I don't know, I don't speak doctor.

It was 3:04 am too so I had to remember all the shit I had to do when I dislocated my left thumb joint 6 months ago cause I didn't want to wake up my parents.

Went to the doctors, fixed the joint, got some bandages, cream and shit and now I can't write cause my right hand is my dominant hand.

Okay, lock doors, digest water, quit and resume are different. Bye you fucking flowers ✨🤍🏳️‍🌈🌸

(I deserve an award for typing all that with my left hand)