ITS MY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!! *throws around A4 colored papers* I DODNT HAVE TIME TO CUT THE CONFETTI SO JUST IMAGINE *throws water bottles at people* I CARE ABOUT YOU SO DRINK SOME DAMN WATER *chugs a whole bottle of mountain dew* FUCK YOU ITS MY BIRTHDAY *waits in front of the microwave, impatiently for 2mimutes* ...
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*dings* I MADE SOME CINNAMON BUNS IN A MUG!! *stops* roman, remus and I have the same birthday...
*disappears and comes back in a Burger King crown and a fleece blanket around my neck* GET DOWN (you dirty rascal~)
IM ONE FUCKING YEAR CLOSER TO MY LONG AWAITED DEATH!!
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Alright remember to lock your doors, drink water, and remember that the resume and quit buttons are different (you can take that either a very light way or a very dark way, I'll rather choose the latter)

Alright love you guys! ✨🏳️‍🌈💖🌸🤍