Faz: *opens a door* king!

~ No one is in the room ~

Faz: *confused a bit before realizing* Oh! Duh! He's in his throne room. *about to leave before he hears shuffling*

Gage: *making baby noises while trying to crawl on the bed*

Faz: *closes the door behind him and walks further into the room* Hello?

Gage: *hears him and makes excited noises*

Faz: *peers into one of the rooms* Oh! *opens the door*

Gage: *sees him and makes grabby hands at him*

Faz: Hello there! *goes to pick him up*

John: *grabs his wrist and pushes him away* You're not allowed here!

Faz: ow! *holds his wrist gently*

John: *picks up Gage and points his sword at him* Stay away from my son!

Faz: King uh Sir! I wasn't trying to hurt him! I just heard him and came to check who it was... wait you have a son?

John: *growls at himself and rubs his head* Great. Now you know.

Faz: Was... was I not suppose to?

John: No! *sighs and sits on the bed* He's My ex fiancé's child. Well now he's my child. I was going to kill him before.. well before I looked at how similar we are. Blue eyes, a button nose. *pokes his nose*

Gage: *grabs his finger making baby noises*

John: I love him so much! But... I guess I didn't want people to find out I took him away from her. I already told everyone I killed him.

Faz: that's... terrifying... but sweet?

John: *laughs a bit* Yeah.

Faz: why tell me all this?

John: I don't know!! I need to VENT! I'm turning into a woman! *lays back with Gage on his belly*

Faz: a woman?

John: It's like.. I'm a wife! Woman are suppose to take care of the children! Not men!!

Faz: .... but... I'm a man?

John: so you're the woman!

Faz: I'm so confused!!

John: So am I!!

Gage: *chewing on his shirt*

John: What do I feed him?

Faz: what?

John: What do I feed Gage? I don't know what to feed him. I've been giving him apple juice.

Faz: He needs Milk! You need to feed him milk.

John: oh. *looks at him* Where do I get that?

Faz: *sighs* You're lucky I have children. We need milk from a cow. Go get Milk from a cow!!