[CHAPTER 2] Weird Friends
Yes, he entered, but what was he supposed to do now?
"I guess i'll just go to class" he whispered.
But, as he was about to fix his hat, he realized...
"It's gone... Oh no! It must have fallen outside!" he headed to the door, a voice stopped him:
"Aww, I tought you had finally found some courage, but it looks like you're very cowardish, but I'm curious about what kind of monster are you."
"Well, i'm-"
"Wait! You're here in this academy! That means you have a ultimate talent! Tell me tell me TELL ME!"
"I'm Shuichi Saihara, i'm a wolf and my talent is the Ultimate Detective"
"A detective? That's AWESOME!"
"R-Really?"
"Nope, it's a lie. I don't like it. They suck, honestly. But you still haven't answered my question about what monster are you."
"I-I'm... An hybrid between a wolf and-"
"Don't fool me. I now you're lying, I am a liar after all."
"F-Fine, I'll tell you the truth, i'm the familiar of a witch, but she is now by the human's side, so now i am just a wolf with human form."
"WHAT?!? You are the familiar of a witch that went by the HUMAN SIDE?!? How DARE you bring your human FILTH in such a place!" His face suddently became contorted with anger and hate
"W-Wait! I can explain!"
"Naah, it's fine, I was just lying, i actually think it's quite admirable of yours to leave your witch all alone just to stay with us."
"Really?"
"Maybe, maybe not. I am a liar after all. My name is Kokichi Ouma, and I'm the Ultimate Supreme Leader of all the vampires inthe nation!"
"WHAT?!? REALLY?!?"
"Maaaaaybe. Oh, and he'is Gonta Gokuhara, Ultimate Entomologist, nobody really cares about him."
He said pointing to the werewolf, that had a slightly sad expression. Shuichi suddently felt simpathy for him, since he was being treated like dog, wich he kinda was...
Well whatever, wich class are you in?"
"I'm in class 79"
"Really? That's the same as me!!! Come on, let's go!!!"
And then kokichi started running like he was being chased by a vampire hunter. The two poor wolves ha many troubles following him, but finally, they where right in front of the classroom's door. Right when they were about to enter the doors, an ear-piercing scream filled the entire hallway.
"KYAAAAAAA!!! STOP FOLLOWING ME YOU ROBOPHOBIC!!!!"
Right in front of Shuichi's eyes, there was the weirdest monster he, and probably the other two, has ever seen.
His body was half metallic half made of fabric, to be more precise the torso, left arm, the bottom part of the right leg and bottom part and half upper part of the left leg were made of metal, while the zones made of fabric were the right arm, the left arm's hand, the upper of the right leg and half upper part of the other.
If that wasn't weird enough, the fabric was full of patches of different shades, even though they all tended to grays and blacks, it almost looked like it was handmade by a person that has no idea how to sew. The metal, instead, was full of rust, making it look very old, and dents, making it also look like trash or a car that just crashed. The torso had a central line of buttons, resembling a shirt, but the frst and the third were the ones used for clothings, also badly sewn, and the second and the fourth were made of something that looked like plastic, but were broken. Also his whole body was drenched with a sickining smell of very powerful glue.
But the thing that mostly caught Shuichi's eyes was his head: first thing, it was floating in midair, Shuichi rubbed his eyes multiple times to confirm that, but there was no neck, only a faint shade of blue sky light under the area where the neck should have been.
Other than that, it was metallic, but unlike the rest, without a dent or rust, realistic-looking white hair with a huge lock unnaturally sticking out like an antenna...
He looked like a perfectly normal human boy, if it wasn't for the obvious robotic parts like the antenna, the two black lines under the eyes and the eyes themself.
They were of a light blue shade, unnaturally round, and the most bizarre part was that they looked lifeless, almost like dolls', they did shine of some light, but it looked very artificial, probably from the same source as the one under his head.
"You need to help me! There is some robophobic gho-"
"OMG ARE YOU A ROBOT?!?!?!? Interrupted Kokichi, his eyes filled with sparks that would probably turn to fire if the answer was positive.
" Yes, but now is not the tim-"
"That's toootal BS, I can recognize when somebody lies, also robots never lie, so you can't possibly be one"
"Oh no, not you too... I swear to my creator that I am a robot."
"Sorry to interrupt the conversation, but the vampire is indeed right: that liar is no robot"
The sudden appearance of that person made everyone jump. "It's probably the 'robophobic' the 'robot' was talking about.
That person's body was almost transparent, no legs, in excange under is torso there was a withe-ish swirl. He was levitating, so everyone guessed he, or she, was a ghost. Is gender wasn't really obvious to understand: he had a very slim figure, long, black and silky hair, narrowed yellow eyes, a mask with a zip that covered his mouth and neck and weared a very weird military green suit that was not helping with the trio's conondrum.
"NOT YOU! Take that back or I will sue you for roboracism!!!"
"I do not understand why you want to keep up that lie. I can clearly recognize one of my kind when I see them."
"Was that a lie?" whispered Shuichi in Kokichi's ear.
"No, there was no sign of lying in her words or behaviour." he answered, but loudly. A giggle escaped the ghost
"You see, I may look like one, but I can assure you that I am not a woman."
"Ah, ok, good to know." Kokichi wasn't embrassed at all, much to everyone's surprise. "But what do you mean with 'one of my kind'?" he continued.
"Well, you see, he-"
"meh meh mEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH" (everyone who gets the reference deserves a cookie) the 'robot' interrupted the ghost with a sound similiar to alarm clocks'.
And then, silence filled the hallway. Every monster was looking at the small group, especially the 'robot'. Nobody dared to talk.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"He is a ghost."
"T-THAT'S NOT TRUE, YOU ARE A LIAR AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR ACCUSATION WITHOUT PROOF."
"Your 'head' is floating"
"WHAT?!? BUT I TOUGHT I apPliEd enough glue to it..."
So that's where the sickening smell comes from.
"Ok, I'll admit, I am a ghost that collects trash from a robotic factory to look like one, it as always been my dream to truly be one."
"There you have it, a ghost, just like me, oh, by the way. I don't think we properly introduced each other, I am Korekiyo Shinguji, Ultimate Antrophologist"
"I am K1-B0, or Kiibo... Ultimate robot." he said sadly.
"I am kokichi Ouma, ultimate supreme leader of all vampires in the nation, he is Shuichi Saihara, ultimate detective and that's Gonta Gokuhara, ultimate Entomologist" he said
"Wich class are you in?" he then asked
"We are both in class 79"
"OMG REEEEALLY?!?! THAT'S THE SAME AS OURS, HOW INCREDIBLE!!!"
And just as those words escaped his mouth the bell rang.
"Ah! The bell!" said Kiibo.
And so, they all entered the room, waiting for who they would meet and what would happen.
They couldn't even imagine what disaster was about to begin.
(A/N)
CLIFFANGER. MWUHAHAHAH.
Ok, other than that, I think that I made Kokichi pretty OOC. That's all for now! Read you later!
Shiro is out.
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