GROUP CHAT: chandler's a dickweed

axl:
hEKMNFJIO

thea:
axl wtf are you okay

axl:
HELPDKCF
SYDBEY CHASED ME AROUJNFV THE HOUSE
I MANAGEJD TO HIDE IN M YROOM
HELP M E

katelyn:
woah ok
do u want me to go over

axl:
N O
SAVE YOURSELF
I MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE WRATH
YOU'RE TOO PURE TO DIE

laur:
is she still angry about this gc?

axl:
no lauren, i'm locked in my room because she's feeling just fine and dandy

steven:
stop attacking my bff axl

emmy:
also, syd's so tiny why are you that scared??

laur:
no

katelyn:
no

steven:
no

norman:
no

kish:
no

alanna:
no

laur:
emily, honey,
you only filmed with sydney in s2 and 3.
you've never seen her in full casey mode.

steven:
like i know she's 5'' tall
but when she's staring at you in the eye, covered in (fake) blood, with a (prop) knife in her hand, yelling, you don't really care about her height

kish:
yeah. like sometimes filming season 5, i actually got kinda scared. the waY SHE GLARES AT PEOPLE THO
cudlitz once actually apologized to her bc he thought she was genuinely angry at him
i've never seen her more confused

katelyn:
did you know she actually knows how to throw knives?
like she told me she was interested in it because of the show
so like,,,,

axl:
yeah, she had lessons
fun fact: she has a butterfly knife in her room because she loved the one she had in season 2.
she learned how to twirl it around for those scenes aND SHE ACTUALLY DOES THAT FOUR YEARS LATER.
LIKE
NOTHING'S MORE SCARY THAN YOUR LITTLE SISTER BEING MAD AT YOU AND TWIRLING A KNIFE AROUND

emmy:
wow.
kinda glad i only filmed with her when she was smol
like, mostly she just smiled at me and we sang on the show. that was it.
she's never not been nice to me even after i left?? she's not scary, at least to me
sydney sends me massive texts on my birthday
and has three am talks with me when my new music come out???
but i have to admit she can be terrifying on the show

laur:
it's worse in real life

axl:
okay but like
this is why i could never be an actor
she fucking scares me while crying?????
like y'all need to teach me how to look menacing when there's waterfalls streaming out my eyes
like @ kish especially
how?????

kish:
skillz

steven:
also if u think she was scary while crying before just you wait

axl:
boi
wdym
why's season six gonna wreck me

jax:
PROTECT CASEY JENNER 2KFOREVER

thea:
DUDE ARE YOU TRYNA TELL ME CARL DIES WDGHFJKLO

laur:
STEVEN
you'll get fired dude

steven:
relaaaaax
and @ thea obvs not lmao

thea:
so if he doesn't die then what?

axl:
OH BOY
OH MAN
ACSVAGHAJKSODKWK
MY FAV WILL RISEBJENDJ

steven:
whoops

kish:
u fucked up

laur:
S T E V E N

jax:
i'm confused??

katelyn:
stay that way

kish:
WE GOT OFF TOPIC O H M Y G OD
THE INSTAGRAM POST.

thea:
i'm dead still

axl:
ikr omg
also thea can we please change the gc name oh my god
they've made up now

thea:
fineeee

axl CHANGED THE GROUP CHAT'S NAME TO: scary angsty children fan club™

katelyn:
now that that's sorted
did they seriously first say they loved each other through instagram?? i'm

thea:
yeah well it didn't rlly surprise anyone

jax:
i kinda interpreted it as a joke?? like i know syd's open with her fandom but like??? not that much

kish:
tru i think they were joking

axl:
stop ruining my life with ur crushing realism :(

thea:
well, she might've been but he wasn't lmao

axl:
rewind that a lil bit
wat

thea:
when they were still being whiney fucks i talked to chandler and delivered the Roast Of The Century
like y'all want screenshots or?

katelyn:
of the roast- later
of hiM LOVING HER- yes

thea:

axl:
IAKAOSOIEJEBEBEHEBB

kish:
i'm dead and gone

katelyn:
brb throwing myself off a cliff omg

axl:
god is real, i just hit 10 million subs, negan is staying far away from team family, the atlanta six are stable friends, richonne just happened, casey jenner is happy, my skin is clear, my rent is payed, the sun is out

steven:
i love how 90% of that is twd related
also i thought u hated them together???? or love them??? idk i can't tell anymore

axl:
i just want my sis happy
also the fact that i've been carsey trash for years helps lmao

jax:
seriously. he means it.
y e a r s.
my parents let me start the show when i was 12 because syd was in it and i used to go around their house to watch it.
every fucking time they'd look at each other - AND THIS WAS S2 NOT 3, so like,,,,, zero romantic undertones just kids being friends- he'd turn to syd and make fucking kissy noises like wtf
it was funny and she always got riled up about it but like, his trashiness really does go way back.

axl:
you werent there for season 4 tho.
lmao first time they kissed i followed her around for a day chanting "otp otp otp" just to annoy her.

kish:
what about like,,,, having a life? or a job? or something

axl:
dude i'm a youtuber. that's my "job"

steven:
did u just roast yourself

axl:
had to beat thea to it

thea:
true, true

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small look into the chandney gc lmao. they're such fucking memes i love them.
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so, i just wanted to say thank you: for reading, voting, and enjoying this.