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Your name of Jordan makes you a studious, quiet, reserved person. You respect nature and the grandeur of the universe. Harmony and relaxation for you could be a quiet walk along the seashore, or in the woods or anywhere that you can observe the beauties of the outdoors. You listen for the sounds of the birds and animals, the wind in the trees, the rolling surf, gently falling rain. These aspects are dear to you and touch you deeply. Intrigued by the mysteries of life, you often ponder the deeper reasons for existence. You enjoy music, particularly of those instruments that remind you of the sounds of nature.

You appear aloof and, as a result, others do not realize how important affection and understanding are to you. It is not easy for you to be expressive, especially when you feel deeply about something. Your feelings are better expressed through writing. It is by actions rather than words that you show your regard for others. You are inclined to be secretive, sometimes suspicious of others, and you seldom reveal your innermost thoughts until you are comfortable and trusting of someone. As you rarely disclose aspects of your personal life, others must persevere in getting to know you. You do not have many close friends. If you sense that someone is being inquisitive about you and your life, you are adept at steering the conversation to other topics, or not answering questions directly.

Light pleasantries and sociability do not appeal to you as much as reading, study, or outdoor activities. Because of your strong concentrative abilities, you can shut noises and activities out so completely that you may not even hear someone calling your name. As you live much of the time within your own thoughts, someone can be speaking to you face to face, but you will be thinking about something entirely different and have closed out the conversation. Rather than arguing, you use silence as your way of handling difficult situations. As you do not like to be taken for granted, you can be somewhat stubborn and unbending when you feel misunderstood.

You can be easily and deeply hurt, yet rarely do you make known your sensitive feelings. You seem calm and placid, even when you feel turbulent and unhappy. You are a serious nature and could be subject to momentary moods of depression, thoughts of jealousy, and lack of confidence.

However, you have a dignity and poise that allow you to handle responsible positions in business. Your analytical qualities make you a good business head, capable and clever, and you could gravitate to executive, managerial, or accounting positions. You are intellectual and not easily swayed through the emotions. You are not spontaneous nor adaptable to situations where there are constant interruptions. Once you settle in to accomplish a task, you like to carry it through to completion, quietly and efficiently. You prefer positions where your independence and love of freedom are not curtailed, where there is not the constant demands of people.

When called upon to extemporize, you could be self-conscious and nervous as you prefer to be fully prepared ahead of time to handle situations and experiences. Impromptu expression does not come easily unless you know your subject very well.

Any weaknesses in health tends to affect the heart and respiratory organs or the female organs.