Rick was in his office, writing the Trials of Apollo when suddenly he was surrounded by hundreds of silver arrows.

Rick: Uh... Who's there?

Thalia: Hunters of Artemis!

Hunter 1: This is for killing Phoebe and the other hunters when Orion came!

Hunter 2: For sending Orion after them!

Hunter 3: For giving Lady Artemis split personality headaches!

Hunter 4: For letting girls like Reyna, Hazel, Piper and Calypso fall under the spell of boys and live with them to get tortured

Rick: ......

Hunter 5: And for inventing boys!

Rick: But I did not invent boys!

Cue 100 glares

Rick: *gulps* I guess... I did?

Thalia: Why are there boys in this book?!

Rick: Uh... I couldn't do without boys....

Hunter 6: Oh you could! Couldn't this be a book where the awesome hunters of Artemis save the world from Gaea while the boys snore and drool!

Rick: .........

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